Genius

Cuck Cuck.

Chicken was awed by the sight before him. Alchemist Mo had dropped him off in a strange environment. Chickens were everywhere. Spiritual rice filled the floors.

Was this a heaven on earth?

For a chicken it may indeed feel like heaven on earth.

This was the chicken farm in the Heaven Dao sect. As a famous farm along the east coast they had a major reputation to hold.

White rice? Screw that. Lack of vitamin from the stripped outer of rice can cause beriberi or even scurvy.

GMO? Non Organic? Hell with that. Screw chemicals. We got Dragon Cows manure.

Anxiety? Cramped spacing? This is a real free range chicken farm! Don't think this is like walmart food label where they cramp up chickens without a cage and say "Yep this is free range".

The goal here was to make every chicken here to become a hundred year spiritual chicken. Outside of the sect they may cost hundreds of spirit stones.

Quality over quantity. Each chicken is healthy, organic, anxiety free, athletic and with a great family background. No, they were not chosen for having more meat. Those otaku lazy ass chickens wouldn't stand a chance against them.

Chicken looked at the bunch of plump chickens. So sexy!!!

Running about this yellow fluff looked around and saw a thick ass hen.

Directly running towards the backside!!!

Right beside her was a buff chicken sharing his freshly caught worm. Cucking as if to show that he was the best around!!! Clearly he was trying to flirt.

Did chicken care? Our chicken was the type that would make other roosters shit eggs not the other way around!

He crashed right into the hen. However nothing really happen the hen just looked at him and gave him a friendly look.

The big buff guy just gave him a confused stare.

After all he was just a tiny chick.

What are you staring at? This hen got the thing for me? All right I'll accept your affection.

Life was going great for chicken!

.........

Things however was not going so well for Lin Feng.

As he strolled out in the streets he had many realizations.

After being kicked out by alchemist Mo he lost hope of getting his promotion. Soaring to the heavens? Forget it. Let's just work up slowly. Maybe one day he will have some success.

In the span for a single day Lin Feng felt as if he had aged years.

Sometimes even when you do your best it's not enough.

Heavens were not always fair. Sometimes a random egg can be worth more than a godly greater semi-mortal cultivator.

Life was such….

"Fresh eggs poultry and more. 12 eggs 3 copper. I repeat 1 dozen eggs of highest quality 3 copper."

Huh?

Facing towards the sound he saw a egg stand. The exact one he saw back when he bought chicken!!! On the side of the street had kids with tiny chicks in a box.

On closer inspection the chickens looked exactly like alchemist's chicken as well.

These are clearly spirit flaming jungle fowl how can it be so cheap?

Can it be the these people don't know the true value? What else could it possibly be?

Although it was just a copper he wasn't the foolish type of person that would spend money randomly right?

"Hey sir. These are spirit flaming jungle fowl eggs correct?"

"What? Not sure what that is?"

Lin Feng suddenly felt like slapping himself. How could be so stupid? He almost just told the whole world that these were precious. Keeping his face cold and expressionless he then asked.

"Is this the bird that laid these eggs?"

He took out a portrait of the jungle fowl.

"Hmm. Yes I believe so." The salesman felt this cultivator was really funny. Cultivators don't even know where eggs come from? How secluded from mortal world they must be? Wasn't that just a chicken drawn with some red paint?

Lin Feng nodded.Well these birds do look adorable. I'll take them all!

The salesman was shock for a moment and the happiness showed on his face.

"Are you sure you want all of them?"

"Yeah. All of them. How much was it its look like 100 or so eggs…. A gold is 10 silver which is 10 copper…"

"We aren't scholars here so let's forget about the math and round that to like 10 gold coins ok?"

Lin Feng Said.

Both salesman and Lin were happy about the transaction.

Lin quickly strolled out. While conveniently taking the chicks in the boxes and running away with his swift movement technique.