Is This Game Favouring Us Or What?

Another achievement, huh?..... Goddamit how bloody easy is it to obtain a simple achievement in this game and this is meant to be the hardest game in existence?!

We continued our onslaught of the Cursed Wolves, our exp rising by the second, levelling to level 8, that is until we encountered the Big Boss.

Ranking: Unique

Level: 15

HP: 385/385

Attack:35

Agility: 19

Speed: 23

Corruption and Deceit, those who are enticed are those who are angered.

"Wait the fuck?! HOL' UP A SECOND, GAME! ALREADY A FUCKING UNIQUE BOSS? STOP FUCKING WITH ME ALREADY!" I cried out in anguish, this was too fucking unfair! I jinxed my fucking experience, curse my mouth! How'd it tell that I was badmouthing it?!

"Harry! Flank, left and fire from above at its head. I'll aggro it and block the damnable beast." I instantly became cool and mysterious, directing Harry by pointing at the tree at the far left, sheathing out my blade and shield. I let out a loud battlecry and charged at the beast.

"Yeah, gotcha." Harry was already running to the tree, expertly climbing it as he nocked his bow, causing it to shine with a glint, activating a skill.

For 10 seconds, every normal shot will become double and has a chance of causing Critical Damage.

I saw Liam who was dazedly walking around along, "Uhhh, what about me Owen?"

I inwardly facepalmed at this idiot who would drag us down, shouting at the top of my lungs, "Liam, be yourself!" I had no idea why'd it sounded inspirational but I had no time to fret! My blade slashed at the , my shield just below my body... just in case I don't suffer any trauma like the last time I dealt with one of these bastards.

"OMAE WA MU! SHINDEIRU!" At my loud yelling, I actually managed to deafen the Boss for a bit which meant my attack connected with its head.

Critical Damage!

-31

was stunned!

"Harry! Fire!" I shouted as I backed away with my shield up, letting out a 'Hmph!'. Harry quickly died his shots one by one at the 's wound I created.

is now in a Bleeding state! -5hp every 2 seconds!

-10 HP

However, it was at this moment, we all got buttfucked. It was staring at my blade for the longest time ever and then locked eyes with mine, they were burning with ferocity and anger and it suddenly howled.

has now been enraged! All Debuffs have been removed! Speed has increased! Damage has increased!

System Advise: Run. Away.

"NANI?!" Harry cried as the Boss broke out of it's momentarily stun, locking onto Harry as it bashed the tree he was on, making Harry slam onto the floor.

"OWEN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO IT?? DID YOU MAKE IT A FUCKING EUNUCH OR WHAT?!"

"MATE! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW? ALL IT DIS WAS STARE AT MY SWORD!" Wait a second. My sword. I got it from that female pack leader and this boss is a male pack leader, I'm sure of that. Doesn't that mean.....I MADE HIM A CUCKOLD AND KILLED HIS WIFE?! OH SHIT! DOUBLE WHAMMY!

The end result was, we were now playing Tig and Tag with the wolf until Liam who I had no hopes for suddenly made a pit wide enough for the wolf.

"Guys! Quickly lead it over here!"

Wow, he had some working synapses! I thought, but there were no time to lose, I threw Harry at Liam making them both collide in a very.... ambiguous position as I ran towards the pit, jumping over the hole.

However, the wolf still had its rationality and actually refused to approach the pit, searching for alternatives but to no avail.

Come on you bastard! Jump into the fucking pit already! With no choice, I had to resort to my Omega! Trolling! Skill! "Hey, pack leader of something. No offence but, your wife enjoyed my sword..." As soon as that exited my mouth, Harry and Liam bursted out with laughter, cramping up onto the floor. The wolf was instantly enraged and started to snarl angrily, before leaping toward us. Although I was sniggering, I still smacked it in the head while it was mid-air causing a flip and it landed into the pit with his hind facing us.

Letting out a wow filled groan, it tried to get itself out but to no avail, it was now at our mercy...

"I shall end you like how I ended your wife, a sword in.... well one of your holes, I don't know which." I said before I plunged the sword deep inside the wolf's asshole.

Even the system couldn't bear to see this in action, quickly killing off the leader with one thrust.

-341 HP!

Players has levelled up to Level 9!

Players has levelled up to Level 10!

Players has levelled up to Level 11!

Players has levelled up to Level 12!

Players has levelled up to Level 13!