XiaoYuFu

Wei Guiyin was an otaku of bad endings. If she liked a novel, manga, or anime she would write a fanfiction in which she would mess up all the original plot until it became totally unrecognizable, but she still had a lot of fans/haters that read all her jobs even though they knew that their beloved characters would suffer untold obstacles only to die in a worse manner. 
One day Wei Guiyin woke up with a clear mind and ready to write another bad ending when out of nowhere a baseball broke her window and hit her on the head causing her death. When she woke up she was already bonded to a mysterious system that fell in love with her writing.

Mysterious system: [Host, congratulations! Now you can mess as many worlds as you want with my help]

Wei Guiyin: "...I am pretty sure I did not ask for it"

ML: "Wife you can destroy as much as you want, but you cannot be away from my sight"

Wei Guiyin: "AND I AM PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T ASK FOR A STICKY ML EITHER!"

Running Away from the Main Lead

Wei Guiyin became quiet after thoughts of Long Chaoda came to her mind and seeing its host like that pained the small ball of fluff.


[Host don't worry! I am pretty sure that you will be able to find someone like Long Chaoda or even someone that is even better!]


The small system did not completely understand human emotions, so it could not understand that if someone was able to reach that place that no one was able to be even near, that person could not be replaced even if someone "better" were to exist, but you and me know that there could not be anyone better than our ML, anyway.


Wei Guiyin began to pet and to thoroughly cuddle the silly system.


"I am not sad because I would not be able to see Long Chaoda ever again"


Wei Guiyin said while she did not stop petting that fluffy cat.


"I think that I am afraid that he will stick to me harder than glue now that this happened"


Wei Guiyin said that more to herself than out loud. It was not weird that a said system that was lost in feeling good could not catch what she said.


After a couple of years of only cuddling and petting a cute system, Wei Guiyin did nothing much in the System Space.


"Moon, did I not get a penalty for what I did on the last word?" 


This question was the first one that Wei Guiyin wanted to answer, but with the pass of the years and a cute cat to pet and cuddle with that question became forgotten. With this, we can see our MC priorities.


[No Host. As I said before, Host's mission is to destroy the world, and Host did. Did you ever see that cousin of yours that was supposed to end up with Long Chaoda?]


'Now that you mention it. I don't remember ever seeing her'


[Well that is because Long Chaoda killed her and her whole family since they were planning to kidnap, torture, and sell Host to a brothel that specialized for Sadist that can pay the right prize for killing someone and have no repercussion. When Long Chaoda found out, he killed every single one of them and had the mastermind of all that, your cousin, be the one to be tortured and sold to that same brothel]


'Oh so that is why 'Wei Guiyin' disappeared mysteriously and not even her body was found'


Wei Guiyin said it as if what he did was murder.


"If it were me, I would have done so much more like starving them and put poisoned food in front of them and they would know that it has poison, but it would be interesting to know how would they prefer to die, by starvation or by poisoning. And for that cousin of mine, I would have her be #$^@ by an old man while being so high on drugs, then break her mind until she begs for another old man to $%# her @T^%$ and it is not until then that I would sell her to the brothel"


....As you can see they are truly made a pair by Fate itself.


2.0 (´ε｀；)