Hilarity
A very erotic, hilarious, and consistently memey original novel inspired by a dirty mind, a hell of a lot of hentai, and a few very weird friends on an online RTS game. This gon' make you fall from your chair.
Follow Little Swift's story as he ventures away from his 18-year master, to the Holy City of the Screeching Empire, Cuckistan, populated by oddities, rapists and people who want to mount him on their p***s like Jesus on a cross. How will he make his mark on the world?
Try to imagine knowing the characters in real life. Enjoy the nightmares... or the wet dreams..?
Also give stones, or get stoned.
This novel is VERY NSFW, and contains offensive content. Read at your own peril.
PS: I tagged this as Romance Fiction but it might as well be a horror comedy.
PLS GIB POWER STONES KTHX
Please read and support my novel. Any feedback is very welcome. We need some love and attention here, kthx. Oh and stones. And memes. **: Very open for recommendations.
my dick gets harder everytime u repeat the word "soft" cuz that reminds me of ur mums moans, ye? "accept my gift" xxx i stg i came in 23mili.secs :^)
As I'm sure you all are aware for centuries, books have been admired, they have been specified as art. In modern day times, this beauty can be captured in many ways. Let's take an example this novel, this work of art. With that being said, I humbly request that you should read this masterpiece of art that this novel really is. Tldr; AW SHIT THAT'S DEEP.
Sometimes, all you need to do is to read this piece of art and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all. Better times are coming if you read this and rate the fanfiction 5 stars.
I don't know what this was supposed to be but it was traumatizing. 2 stars for the effort. It was also slightly funny but in a 'you see someone barfing and it was unexpected so you laugh' kind of way