5 - The fate of a Defeated Emperor!
Awesome Awesomener's Power Stance shook. The unthinkable had happened!
At this moment, after fusing its Six Complex Elements with the 12 Good Fucks and 10 Immature Irresponsabilities, the Realm had created it's own worst enemy!
The Realm Devourer!
Like a swarm of locusts, its mere existence was enough to corrode space and time, and warp action-and-consequence!
In a moment, the million billion miles used by the Realm to produce its hellish spawn were cut from it. The Realm chose to mutilate itself!
This thing was as dangerous for the Realm as Awesome Awesomener himself, and the Realm Knew it!
So, its only choice was to lock it in the Void!
The Realm lost a big piece of itself, and it would take it ten thousand quadrillion years to revive and regain what it had lost!
Still, it was better than having to endure Awesome Awesomener and his Awesome ways!
Or so it thought…
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In a distant sub-realm, the Hellish Inferno created by the previous Realm in order to deal with Awesome Awesomener…
- Graaauuuuuuuurrrrnnnn - a moan of pleasure was heard.
The terrible Realm Spawn created previously now licked Awesome Awesomener's feet in a sign of submission.
However, Awesome Awesomener wasn't happy with it.
- To force me to leave my Power Stance and resort to Charming Power… - his face was ashen. In his whole Awesome life, never had he to deal with something that didn't submit to his Power Stance!
But now, he had lost it, and had to resort to letting an ugly thing lick his feet!
Humiliating! Terribly humiliating.
- But… hahahahaahha! - An angered, grim smile appeared on his face - to be so foolish as to sever a part of itself for my own use… ahahahahahah… I… shall have my vengeance!
- Grugrugrugru! - Said the Realm Spawn.
- But first… I should deal with you. - With a single look, Awesome Awesomener derived the Supreme Contempt, immediately striking the poor Spawn on its inexistent heart!
The lovestruck abomination felt as if it had been rejected by reality itself, and decided to commit suicide at that very moment!
Soon, all that remained in that small sub-Realm was Awesome Awesomener. He, and, of course, all the energy and power it contained!