What Would You Sell Your Soul For?

They saw a glowing red door in the corner of the room that they were in and,they walked over too it. Once Tripar opened it he saw a large muscular man that was red with black horns and black wings, "The Devil" he said the Devil then replied "Yes my child it is me, now show me that little boy pussy now won't you." Tripar then said "wait a sec" and then walked in back of the Devil and sees his tight butt and replies "well well, I might just have to tap that ass if you know what I mean my man." Then after some rough but sensual love making between the Devil and Tripar. The Devil

re-introduced himself to everyone he asked "So who wants to sell their soul, oh wait, only Rywar can." Tripar asked why and the Devil responded "Well your basically a god and Bernie sold his soul already so, yeah." And Bernie then said "Uh, Yes you promised me I would get a brick of that good white powder, yet I never got it." Then Bernie pulled out a glock and pointed it at the Devil to which the devil responded "Look man I got yo white stuff wit me in da back of ma house dawg, just give me a second, geez dawg." Bernie then put his gun down and said "You better ya cunt." The Devil then implied for Rywar to sell his soul for something to which Rywar then said "I will sell my soul for, hmm, this is a hard question, uhhh, honestly you know what I need, uhhh" to which Tripar then yelled "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED DOG JUST SELL YOUR SOUL SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HELL, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU REALLY ARE RETARDED." to which Rywar responded in tears "Wow I thought you were my friend, you know what I will sell my soul a pocket pussy so I can relieve myself." The Devil then replied "Ok, th..that's a really weird wish, but then again I'm not the one selling my soul." Then a red orb ose up and started glowing and then a fleshy looking flashlight appeared and Rywar picked it up and said "Wow now I can finally practice." and put it in his back pocket, where it stayed forever because he forgot about it, then instantly Rywar started turning into a hellhound and his fur turned red, he grew black goat like horns and started dripping blood and Tripar finally broke his silence and yelled "OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS IT YOU ASKED FOR A BEATING." Then he took a bet out of te inside of his jacket and started chasing Rywar while swinging the belt at him. While this was happening Bernie pulled out his glock and pointed it at the Devil and said "if you don't get me my coke at this moment I will pop a cpa in ya ass, lil bitch." Then the Devil said "follow me." And lead him into a suspicious looking house and and told him to go to the room at the back of the hallway so Bernie started walking. When he got to the room he thought the Devil meant he opened the door and immediately regretted his decision when he saw a bunch of dildos and sex machines in the room to which he closed the door and kept looking. When he finally found the correct room he opened the room and saw a brick of cocaine on a platform and thought 'this looks kinda suspicious but it is free cocían so whatever' and took a step to which he then fell because it was all a trap and he was locked in a well lit room that had three metal chairs and shiny metal walls. Back at the commotion between Tripar and Rywar the Devil shouted "STOP, come with me and you can leave for no charge at all." and he led them to the same room Bernie was in and punched them into the seemingly bottomless abyss and then they heard him say "Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Johns." And the. The room started to fill up with hundreds of Papa Johns pizza and then Tripar slapped Rywar and said "Well genius, look what you, a retard, got us into."