Chapter 31: 3rd Floor
After mourning the death of my benefactor, I find myself at the teleportation portal that will lead me to the 3rd floor, the floor of envy.
Realizing that there is no other party resting in the resting area, I continued my way to the portal and teleported myself to the 3rd floor.
"Hmm… what kind of monster will I encounter this time?"
*swoosh*
The moment I arrive at the 3rd floor, I immediately become dumbstruck and I immediately wonder if I arrive in a wrong place since instead of a dungeon filled with monsters, I arrive in a town filled with humans, elves and beast men instead.
Should this floor the floor of envy? Then why is this becomes a supply point?
What is wrong with this dungeon? Is this some kind of trick of some sort of an illusion? Peh! Do you think I would fall for a mere illusion; sorry to tell you that illusion doesn't work on… doesn't work…. Doesn't…
"MAMMA MIA!"
While I was strengthening my resolve that this is just an illusion when a super beautiful elven woman caught my bulging eyes who was running toward my direction with open arms and a pleasant expression on her face.
Although she is running as fast as she could, but in my eyes, she is running slowly as I directed my gaze to a certain part that is jiggling uncontrollably.
Oh, My God!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G…I...I…Imp… Impossible! There is no way such a thing exists; no… it's possible, why? It's because I am in a fantasy world!
Although I don't want to believe it but the truth in front of me is the very evidence that it really exists.
A super beautiful H or possibly I cupped woman is running to me and waiting to jump into my embrace, although her watermelon is too big, you can't hide that it's round and not a squishy like thing.
In my mind a thought kept ringing.
"It's not soggy, it's not soggy, it a round watermelon!"
7 meters
4 meters
2 meters
"Honey, welcome home!" she said sweetly and lovingly
As she gets close to me, I open my arms wide and welcome her jump anytime.
"Eyy!" she jumped she finally jumped
"I'm ho…" before I complete my sentence 'I'm home' I saw her jump and pass by me and landed into the embrace of a muscular not so good looking guy as her watermelon landed in his chest and finally they're lips touched greedily.
'Why! A beauty like that doesn't deserve you, she should land into me, why did she go to someone like you!' i shouted inwardly
After they're sweet reunion, they walk out and pass by me. After walking around 10 meters the woman chuckled and said to him
"Hon, did you see that guy behind? Isn't he hilarious!" she said with a sweet voice
"Shhh! Keep it low, what will we do if we hurt his pride!" the man touches her lips and looks into her eyes while he is doing his best not to laugh.
Looking at them, and the man touching her bottom, I felt angry and envious.
*Pffft*
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I spat a mouthful of blood and I saw that my HP decreases by ¼ of it.
The moment I took damage, I immediately look around if there is a monster in my vicinity.
After a while, I haven't seen any sign of a monster in my surroundings.
Checking my body, I saw my clothes still intact.
"Weird! If my clothes are still intact, how did I get hurt? Magic? No, I didn't see or felt any magical energy.
What's wrong with this floor, first is the weird town now a weird attack.
Wait! Floor… floor? Floor!
That's it!
"Fu*k! Now I get it why did this fuc*ing 3rd floor become a town instead of a normal dungeon.
That's why I get hurt, so it was the power of this floor. The moment I envy something, I will get hurt as much as how I felt envy.
Earlier, I envy the guy so much, then my envy attacked me. hahaha, what a shitty enemy!
My enemy turns out to be my own heart desire. Well, I wish I could just rub grab her watermelons. How lucky the guy to enjoy it whenever he wants.
*pfft* mouthful of blood spitted
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"F*ck! Can't I just express my feelings!" I shouted angrily
After my anger subsided, I walk to the gate of the town and walk inside.
The moment I walk inside, I felt that countless eyes directed to me and I heard a countless murmur.
"Hey look at him, so handsome, if only I can become good looking like him" said a toad looking guy
"Yeah I wish I'm like him too" said a pig like guy
"Sis, look at him, his skin are too smooth, it's smooth like a baby's skin, how enviable." Said a beauty with a B cup
"Wow! Your right! "Said a beauty with a C cup
As I walk by, I heard those who saw me look at me and envied me. Wait! Envied!?
Don't tell me!? As I said that I heard various sounds and as I look where the source is, my eyes suddenly enlarged.
*Plak*
*plak*
*pla*
*plak*
I saw various meats exploding and flying. Before I know it I am the only one standing intact and alive.
*Pak* a piece of meat landed at my head.
I grabbed the piece of meat and look at it. The moment I laid my gaze on the piece of meat, my hands tremble and my feet grew weak as I kneeled on the floor and look again in the cupcake in my hand.
"Nooooo! How can this happen! This shouldn't happen! It's ok if the guys are the only one who exploded but why did you also take the beauties!
Uwaa! Why! Is it because I'm handsome!? No! This is not my fault! It's not my fault, I didn't kill them. Handsomeness isn't a crime. Yes! it's their fault for envying me.
But it's a waste that the beauties died without me turning them into a vampire. A lot of high-quality beauties died just like that, tsk… tsk."
While I was murmuring to myself, I saw all the meat turn into a small particle of light and disappeared.
"Fu*k! So they are just an illusion! Wohh! Good, good. Now I finally can be relieved that I didn't kill the beauties since they're all an illusion.
I stood up and tidied myself and continue to walk.
"Wait a minute! If I continue to walk forward and the townsfolk see me, they will all explode in envy of my handsomeness, and then I won't be able to enjoy the beauties. Although they are an illusion… no, the illusion doesn't work on me so it should be NPC's.
IF it's an NPC, I will be able to enjoy them. Hehehehe
Skill: Who are you?
*Shiing* I change my appearance into a super average guy .
"Beauties, here I come!"