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Every day for six years straight, from the time he was twelve, Darius Omen hit an anvil with a hammer ten thousand times a day without stopping. He did not know the reason why he needed to, all he knew was that he had to. Little did he know that hit by hit, strike by strike, his originally meek body was being refined into something that had never been seen before in the history of mankind.

In the war against spirits, mankind had little to be proud of. Yet one day a young man entered the battlefield. He dazzled millions and killed even more, all with merely a rusty old hammer than no one could hold or fathom.

Infallible Oathbreaker

With Darius in hand, Didier activated Forza Erculea. He turned into a bulging muscular Adonis. His technique was so superb that he could flex while holding the boy. Even Darius had to come out of his shock to praise the old man, as he knew how difficult it was. It looked stupid but it was absurdly powerful. The old man leapt from the top of the dome like a bullet shrimp at its finest in action.

The others were not to be undone, they thought that the old man was kidnapping the boy before they could renegotiate! Presumptuous!

The Emperor, Fay Donald, Kylian, the older princes and Katya's retinue followed suit like thunder.

Ten minutes later above the dome, the old man reappeared with Darius in tow.

"Hmm, they should be far enough now. Now then lad let's go! Forza Erculea!"

The old man flexed and bolted southwest laughing like a senile fool. Darius continued screaming until he could no longer handle it and indomitable took over.

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