Hear Ye, Hear Ye, HEAR YE! Three Prizes for a Pale Stromlet

I am so damn tempted to speak right now. I don't know. I find the prospect of not having a penis an... interesting idea, to say the least. Not a lot of people can say that they have their thing cut off of them. Then again, I guess not having that kind of thing is not really something worthy of a boast, but it's not like I would use it anyway since I'll never be able to wed and bed another person ever again.

"Now, LET'S PLAAAAAYYYY MAELSTROOOOOOOOOM!" Lucas said with an excited voice, which is very odd to me because... I mean, why does he have to repeat it all over again? Why do game show hosts do that? We know the title of the game show, just get on with it! Meanwhile, the lion at the center of the stage has started to bleed out at the side, making the fat twins chuckle with joy solely because the animal is not dead yet.