Don't "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

I saw junior brother ready his fist, and I panicked. I took a step back... forgetting that I was already on the edge of the stage.

I fell backfirst onto the ground, showing off even more of my legs. D*mn it! Junior brother was already angry. What should I do if he gets even more angry?

YOUUUUUUU!!!!!! YOU ARE DELIBERATELY MAKING FUN OF ME, AREN'T YOU, SYSTEM!?!?

I want a refund ORZ