They're Really Obedient

A demon cultivator popped up, planning on jumping me.

"Hold the f*ck up, buddy!" I growled, gingerly stepping on the ground. The demon cultivator snarled again and actually stopped.

The f*ck, I can't believe that worked?

"Okay!" I picked up my stick. "You can attack me now."

The demon cultivator then lunged for me... I VERY MANLY dodged. Yes. Trust me.

F*ck you, system! Can't you see I'm busy right now?!?

<"Danger!" can assist Host.>

AM I REALLY GOING TO START DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE GOBLINS!?!?

<"Danger!" can assist Host.>

Fine. I'll dance.

F*cking great, system. I TRULY enjoy everything that you do for me.

< ^^ >

"F*ck you," I whispered and straightened up. "You!" I used my stick to the demon cultivator that wanted to f*ck me up. "And all of you!" I waved my stick around crazily. "Watch this!"

I break danced.