'Danger' Feature Doesn't Work

Finally, I got fat*ss off of me. There was a brown stain on my robe though...

I looked at junior brother. He was pounding the ground in laughter.

This f*cker.

I took a step forward to teach him who's boss, but a whizzing sound made me pause.

What the f*ck is that?

<'Danger!' feature has been activated. Congrats! *Throws Confetti* Host has unlocked Prague Cello Quartet's "The Phantom of the Opera"!>

D*mn it, system. If*ckingknowit'sdangerous!

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