Defeating the HDL (5)

I flinched when I began to hear two of... his... songs from within my head AND in my ears. This is torture. Help.

The HLD stopped in her tracks when she heard... him. "What is this?" she looked utterly confused.

HAH! THIS IS MY MOMENT!

Even through the pain radiating from my shoulder, I lifted my arms and hit her with the broken stick again.

Somehow, she didn't dodge and got a face filled with wood.

Hah, take that! I smiled triumphantly and smugly took back my weapon.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih... she looked even more pissed!

Mommy.