Hairy Cultivator

"What did you just say?" I stared at the hairy cultivator with wide-eyes.

"ReadYuKosaka'snovelCCW."

Wut? Is he even speaking English? Why the f*ck do I not understand?

He was now frantically waving his hands in the air. Noticing my look of utter 'WTF', he stopped and then nodded.

He came close to me, shoving him hairy face into my own.

Whoa, man! I can hear you just fine from right there. In fact, back up 50 meters!

System, not now!!!!

And him? Really? I think I'm way out of his lead.