This Is Too REAL

*BOOM*

Ouch….

*Sigh* what a pleasant ride. I was dumped like a trash. How unreasonable can you be?

*curses*

Look at my HP. Its fucking 5%, are you trying to kill me. Are you that mad?

You're lucky I'm a good person.

*pats dust*

Now, where did that fucker send me? There are tall grasses here. And it's wet. This might be a swamp.

*Notification ring*

Oh, a notification. *press*

[Welcome! To Geym]

[Forest of Beginnings, lvl 1-5]

*sigh* thank God. My zero luck save my ass this time.

Let me see what SI gave to me.

*Swipes up*

Hey, why can't I see the inventory? It's just status, skills, and a customers help, nothing more. Is this an incomplete system? But I found the information of Inventory space right below my status. Why can't I find my Inventory? *mad*

They might be joking with me. *looks above* Hey, this ain't funny SI.

*no response*

Ah….. Maybe the "customers help" can help me.

*press*

Oh, it's a voice channel. So I just need to voice it out. Okay, *cough*.

Mastamaynd21: mike test, mike test. Hello, can I ask how I can open my inventory?

?: shout "Backpack, Backpack".

Mastamaynd21: just like that wandering child who always goes anywhere, a bad example to children. And it's a children's show. Why my system does have this utility? Wait a minute... is that you SI?

?: who's that? I don't know that person. Sorry, I can't help you with this. Bye.

Mastamaynd21: wait. Wait. You bitch talk to me.

*Disconnected*

*tot* *tot* *tot*

What a bitch?

*sigh*

Well, I'll rest first before I open my inventory.

*resting*

*…..*

*...…..*

*...…..*

*exhale deeply*

Now, I'm ready!

Mastamaynd21: "Backpack, Backpack" (*shouts*)

*ROARS*

What a nice sound effects.

Wait that ain't some sound effects, that's a monsters roar.

This system wants to kill. I need to hide in this grasses.

Damn it!

*breathing heavily*

Now it's safe.

Hmmm, let me see what I received.

[All-purpose Knife, lvl100]{Any Class}

(Normal, Tool/Weapon)

Equip: Cut any materials.

Equip: Ignores defense

Equip: Can be used by any levels below lvl100 and above

Durability: Indestructible

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[Bow of Disgrace, lvl1] {Hunter}

(Insane, Weapon)

+10 damage

Equip: -100% defense and magic defense

Durability: 30/30

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WTF is Insane? And look at the -100% magic and normal defense. Is this a cursed item? Thank God the knife is normal. But what the hell is wrong with insane? The damage is acceptable but my defense. I'm like a paper when I use this. That's why it's called Bow of Disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace, literally a disgrace.

*grumble*

I'll ask SI about this.

*swipes up* *press*

Mastamaynd21: Hey SI, what the hell is Insane? What is this bow? It makes me weak than making me strong.

SI: Hello Sir. That item is a second tier item.

Mastamaynd21: So my guess is, it's much higher than the normal tier. But why do I feel that my guess is wrong?

SI: Your guess is 100% wrong, Sir. When did Insane become much higher than normal? It's a basic knowledge. I better be normal than insane, Sir.

*cough blood*

-10hp

Mastamaynd21: What? (*wipes blood*), even coughing blood damage me. This system is too realistic.

SI: Let me tell you a spoiler, Sir. When you get a cold, you'll take 1% Nature damage every hour. That's how realistic our system is.

*cough a handful of blood*

X-40hpX (Fatal[!])

Mastamaynd21: WTF! I lost more than 30% of my HP. Are you trying to kill me? This system sucks.

SI: I suggest you rest for a while, Sir. If you die, we're gonna meet there again.

*deep breath*

*resting…..*

Mastamaynd21: (*sigh*) This is unfair!

SI: Life is always unfair. This is your life now you need to accept your reality. Right?

Mastamaynd21: *sigh* let's get back to my question about that Insane.

SI: Just like what I said before, Insane a second tier of the 10 tiers. The 10 tiers from lower tier Down-Syndrome, Insane, Abnormal, Airhead, Normal, Arcane, Mystic, Legendary, Ancient, and the highest God. This is all the tiers. That explains why your Bow of Disgrace is totally disgraceful and insane. What do you expect in an Insane item, it doesn't help a bit. *giggles*

Mastamaynd21: Well, what can I do? (*sigh*) Thank you for the Items by the way.

SI: no problem. If you don't have any questions, I'm going now. Bye.

*Disconnected*

*tot* *tot* *tot*

I need to be careful in this world. If I'll be a little careless, I'll die earlier than I expected.

Let me look at the map.

Hmmm, oh God the map is too dark. This is useless, useless from its roots. How about expanding this map?

*expands the map*

*shocks*

Ah, ummm *covers mouth*

-1hp

Damn this. Argh, it's darker like my future here.

I need to get out of this place.

Can't see in these grasses, it's taller than me.

{Search}

Hmmm, there are a total of 10 monsters here. There is one near me. I need to be careful and not attract its attention.

The south is safe.

*sprints*

*a while later*

There is a big rock nearby, a good hiding spot. I'll rest here for a while.

*sits*

*resting...*

Hooo….

{Search}

There are fewer monsters here. And there is still a monster near me.

I'm not familiar with this place. I need to level up first and get the hell out of this forest. Now, what I really need is shelter, food, water, and beast skin. I should prevent getting sick here.

Where should I build my very first shelter?

The trees are much safer than the flatlands. I need to watch for bird monsters nest. I need a safe place.

According to my {Search}, there aren't any bird monsters here in 20 meters x 20 meters field. This is the right place.

Now my problem is how to build a simple tree house.

Hmmm, I think to choose my very first subclass skill.

[Sub Class]

*Alchemist *Blacksmith

*Chef *Engineer

*Farmer *Fighter

*Fisher *General-Purpose

*Inscriber *Jeweler

*Medic *Merchant

*Miner *Tailor

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This is the common subclasses.

Fisher, Farmer and Chef Sub Classes are fit to fill my stomach. Medic and Alchemist are good for healing sickness.

But there is something important here. I need a way to protect myself from the cold and a way of making my home. Tailor is the best way I guess. Yes, I'll choose the "Tailor".

{All-Purpose} I choose Tailor Sub Class skill.

*notification ring…*

[Do you want the Tailor Sub Class Skill? (Yes)(No)]

Yes!

*ding*

[You Received the Skill {Tailor}]

{Tailor}

Trim a cloth and make a fabric.

Stamina Cost: 5% stamina P

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Now I can make clothes, blankets, and a roof for my house. Hahahaha, I'm too wise. I won't get cold from now on.

Next is to do my first move, to find some materials.

*notification ring…*

What is this?

*press*

[Congratulations! You now have a Beast Companion]

[Leech, lvl 0]

HP: 5

Mana: 0

Damage: 1

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[Skill]

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{Suck},lvl1

Sucks blood of the enemies.

Deals 100% damage to enemies

Heals 1% of the HP

Cooldown: 1sec

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{Analgesic Injection},lvl1(Passive)

The damage done can't be felt by the enemies, preventing attention from the enemies, stronger and weaker than the Leech.

*1 level above and below the Leech.*

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Skill Points: 0

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WTF!

*notification ring…*

[You can form another Blood pact: 6 months]

Whaaaaaaat The Fuuuuuuuuuck!

Noooo… what the hell is this?

Arghhhh.

*cough a handful of blood*

X -40hp X (Fatal!)