As the boar was roasting, the piggy was ...

Now, with the all powerful godly Koogle Translator tool, all his problems were solved right? Wrong!

Although he could understand what the other was saying, by reading the translation, that by no means meant he could receive his degree and be considerate graduated from language problems! Actually, while it made a good step in the right direction, he was miles away from the full solution because...

"Great, how the fuck do I answer this guy?"

Yes, that was the problem! While he could see the answer he wanted to say, and even hear it by clicking on the button below the text area, there was no way in hell he could just pronounce correctly those foreign sounds without a lot of time practicing. So he did what he thought to be the universal way to answer positive, he nodded.

"More or Less? Well, at least you are not too bad if you can answer this."

So it turned out that the universal meaning of a nod was not as universal as he thought it was. Feeling completely lost he couldn't help but mutter:

"Fuck..."

Ever lasting boy's hearing couldn't be better and he heard perfectly the muttering of our piggy leading to the perfect conclusion.

"Hungry? Oh, right! You didn't eat anything in the last 3 days! Wait right here and I will be back soon with some roasted boar steak!"

As he said that, the over energetic boy exited the room in a surprising speed.

"3 days.... no way!"

Still a bit lost, Guin tried to get off the bed, just to notice he was extremely weakened.

"Hmm, damn, I feel so weak that even getting up is tiresome... oh! I think that is the booklet the old man was giving to the new recruits! Lets take a look!"

Guin took the booklet from the headboard and sat on the bed.

On the leather cover the title "Thunder Sword Sect Rules" was written from top to bottom.

Inside, the pages were made from some kind of plastic, one side white, the other red. They were quite firm and finer than paper and only the white side of the page was filled.

The most interesting part was the content of the booklet, each page told about a rule, on the left side of the page was the written rule, and on the right side there were drawings in the same style as webtoons, explaining the same rule. There were funny drawing like the cultivator stepping on the farm plants and getting beating up, or fighting in the arena and getting approval from the master, and hunting beasts and trading from money and getting rich.

The booklet also had a simplified map showing the areas of the sect and important building like the missions building, administration, punishment department, arena, forge, farm, alchemy lab, ranch, and so on...

(If you are going to list all these, just list them all!)

As an All Mighty God Seink finally appeared without have being invited-

(I was taking a bath, that last minute update made me sweat. Anyway, shut up and keep going!)

The rooms door is opened again by a different guest, the elder with a modern hair cut.

"What the heck is this hair cut? Shaved on the sides, long on top, if he is trying to look like a punk he should at least add some gel to it..."

As the fatty was lost in a daze looking at the head of the half bald elder, the elder forced a cough to get his attention.

"Young one, bad luck and good luck came in pair, due to the malfunction on the energy reader, you will be admitted as an inner sect disciple. As an inner sect disciple, you have the right to take one cultivation book from the library and two other books of your choice for free. Also, be aware that you will also have to contribute twice the outer sect disciple quota. 4 circles per month. If you are unable to do so for three months, you will lose your position. Would you like me to read your pulse to suggest the best suited cultivation technique to you?"

So much information at once was too much for our little fatty who couldn't help but tilt his head in confusion.

"Great, since you agree, lend me your hand."

Hesitating for a bit, Guin lend out his hand while thinking "Well, its not like anything bad will happen....hey wait, is this not a flag!?"

Before he could retreat his hand, the elder catch his pulse and applied a bit of his energy on it. Guin felt like his pulse was on fire and couldn't help but let out a scream of pain trying to free his hand, the elder on the other hand felt a strange reaction that should never, never, I repeat, never, be felt from a man. He looked at the pained pig writhing in pain and in a lightning fast move with his other hand he grabbed the piggy's little elephant, leading the piggy to an even higher level of despair, which resulted in him losing the conscience.... again!

(Youngsters now a days have no guts!)

Taking advantage of the boy passing out, the elder took out his clothes and scanned his whole body, but after finding nothing else out of place, he threw the pig in the bed and left him there.

"What the heck is this boy? I need to discuss with the others about this..."

Saying so, the elder exited the room in a hurry. At the same time, ever lasting boy came back with a 1 meter diameter plate filled with roasted boar meat.

"Big Bro! I'm back!"

Looking at the unconscious naked pig in the bed, even the most pure heart ever lasting boy couldn't help but tremble, and look back at the door where the elder just left.