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A lot of people forget that there are a lot of keyblade wielders, not just the people who ar famous in the Kingdom Hearts video games. Aiden is a keyblade wielder as much as Sora or Riku. Actually, he's stronger! But he isn't special. He has no special heart and he sure as h*ll hasn't given into the darkness. At least, not yet... Join Aiden on an adventure through the realm of darkness, searching for a way back into the light. Meet Sora, Riku, Kairi, even the other Destiny Islanders. Fight Heartless, Dream Eaters, and Unversed. This book is made in tri ute to the soon-to-come Kingdom Hearts 3! Get ready, 'cuz it's comin' in January 29, 2019! Get yourself a PS4 or an XBox 1 and save up your money so you can buy the third game in the Kingdom Hearts series! Arigatou gozinmasu!

There are a Lot of Keyblade Wielders: A Kingdom Hearts Fanfiction!

KH Pick Up Lines: 1. Wanna share a paopu fruit?


                           2. I'm Oblivion, you're Oathkeeper, but I can make Two Become One.


                           3. Our relationship is Now in Development.


                           4. I know you aren't Xion, 'cuz I'd never forget you.


                           5. Take my Keyblade and do your thing.


Memes(ish):        1. *Background shows house on fire. *foreground shows little girl with devious look. Girl: They said no Kingdom Hearts for my birthday. Luckily I knew Mega Flare.


                         2. Sora always looks for his friends. His world disappears and he still doesn't give a fuck about his parents. 


                         3. Loki: I have an army! Tony Stark: I have Hulk. Cid: we have Sora. Sora: I have a whole bunch of Keyblade swinging friends. Your argument is invalid.


                         4. *Shows pic of Sora and friends. You came to the wrong neighborhood, motha fucka!


                         5. Politics are like Kingdom Hearts: You never know what the fucking hell is going on. You fight over health, then you have Donald.


What only stupid people say during Kingdom Hearts: 


                         1. I'm definitely not going to get attacked by a heartless at the least expected moment.


                         2. Kingdom Hearts isn't sad. Especially the ending of 358/2 Days!


                         3. Atlantica is an amazing world!


                         4. Lingering Will is an easy boss!


                         5. Roxas is somebody. So is Axel and all of the rest of Orginization XIII.


    What? The author/narrator is better? Thank fucking God! I couldn't take much more of this! I was running out of funny KH things. Readers, the author does not feel stupid anymore so the next chapter will be real. Thank you!


A Pun Time (Due to Health Issues of the Author/Narrator)