I'M LOST!

Escaping these distasteful thoughts with a shake of his head, he returned to the present exactly as Carl was finishing his detail description of the terrifying "Destroyer".

"...can bite thru anything and can jump as high as the moon, at least that's what I've heard big bro."

"It seems this "Destroyer" you are hunting is a terrifyingly powerful being."

"Indeed big bro, the "Destroyer" is the most fearsome creature to every appear in the Valley."

"Yet what I don't understand Carl, is that if he is this scary, then why are you hunting him?"

Looking at Salvatore with an incredulous expression upon his face Carl replied in a patronizing tone.

"Obviously big bro because he is the greatest prey to ever exist of course, and since I Carl am the greatest, most awesome, most skillful, most intelligent, most cunning, most wondrous of rabbit monsters only I am worthy of hunting such a creature. Furthermore once I the marvelous magnificent superlative beloved Carl manage to slay the "Destroyer" I'll be even more famous than I already am and all the other ordinary rabbits will respect me even more than normal like they should, and all the really sexy girls will finally realize the foolish mistake they made by laughing at me in ridicule and go so crazy for me they will be overcome with an insatiable lust for my perfect ultra sexy body and finally he he he he he...."

Wearing a delirious look of bliss upon his face, his voice dwindled off into a series of inane he he's as he began to mutter under his breath, occasionally laughing cleverly to himself while he inanely became lost in the endless pleasures of contemplating the potential success, and even more so, rewards, of his plan for eternal fame and glory.

"Yes, well, even if that is so, i still can't comprehend one thing, which, as far as I am concerned, is the most important part Carl, how you plan to defeat such a terrifying being as this "Destroyer" all by yourself?"

Hearing Salvatore's simple query, a blank look suddenly appeared on Carl's face as he abruptly awoke from his delirious state and began to process his pointed question. After a few seconds of silent contemplation his face suddenly displayed a look of realization as he squealed in exasperation then began discharging a furious torrent of incessant swearing so vile, it would make even a hardened sailor blush. After several minutes of contaminating the air with numerous ghastly phrases he finally began winding down as the severity of his swearing lessened.

"DAMMIT MOTHERLESS MAGGOTY GOAT EATING SONS OF BITCHES, I was so caught up in the future rewards of my plan I failed to realize the most vital part!"

Having finally cooled down after several minutes verbally venting his anger, Carl leaned against a tree, sagging like a half-full sack of grain while wearing a look of exasperation and dejection. After several long moments of silence, with a sigh and a shrug he spoke.

"Oh well, I guess that DAMM BITCH was right, I am a screw up. I got so excited at the possibility of making that filthy BITCH choke on his UGLY MAGGOTY tail in frustration that I over looked such an obvious flaw...."

"Sigh...."

Seeing Carl exuding and air of depression, Salvatore helpfully asked, "So what are you going to do now Carl?"

Looking up at Salvatore, Carl replied while slowly rising to his feet, "I guess I'll head home big bro."

"Ok Carl, well, I guess I'll see you later then."

But just as Salvatore turned to continue on his journey he suddenly heard Carl shout aloud.

"OH NO, I JUST REALIZED I DON'T NO WERE I AM, WHICH MEANS, I'M LOST!!!"

Bounding over to Salvatore with a few quick hops, Carl leapt onto Salvatore's ankle, clinging to it firmly as he desperately begged for his help.

"Wait big bro, you've got to help me, I was in such a rush to hunt the "Destroyer" that I ran right out of the palace, thru the Kingdom, and directly into the Valley. This is the first time I have ever left the palace and ventured out into the Valley, so I don't know how to get home. Please big bro, can you help me get home?!"