QIDIEN'S WORKERS ARE ALL GOOD

Ching Chong die of old age.

But power of spirit stone make him reincarnate.

So he no die.

When he reincarnate, he join QIDIEN again.

But WUXIASHIJIE make plan.

They make evil plan.

They steal all toilet paper in WORLD.

If WUXIASHIJIE do plan, WORLD will be destroyed.

No toilet paper, no life.

Ching Chong found plan using spirit stone.

But it too late.

WUXIASHIJIE stole all toilet paper.

Already world destroying.

Zombie killing people.

Nuclear waste killing people.

Giant wasps killing people.

Aliens killing people.

Toilet paper keep world stable.

But toilet paper gone.

Ching Chong worked for QIDIEN so he has heart of gold.

He needed QIDIEN's power to save everyone.

And QIDIEN is a good company that is very awesome and good.

So they give POWER STONE.

Power stone is like spirit stone.

But it red. And on FIRE.

With the power of power stone, Ching Chong get super power.

Ching Chong can now save world.

He spread his power everywhere.

But he couldn't find toilet paper that WUXIASHIJIE hid.

It was too hidden.

HE COULDN'T FIND THE TOILET PAPER!

Suddenly he need to poop.

"Shit."

It was such a crappy thing that he had to poop a shit ton of feces.

"Shit."

He sad.

The world going to be destroyed.

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