Bye, Alice!

A giant finger came down from the heavens and smashed Alice into smithereens.

That racist freak was finally gone.

Bob sighed. Now, WE ARE CANCER was only a trio. One of their members left before they even did anything.

He poked Dick's side.

Only to hit empty air.

"Dick?"

Dick had disappeared.

His name was too similar to a certain slang for male genitalia.

The censorship god had pressed ctrl+z on him.

The censorship god was actually a very social god. He loved to share the stupid things he found on the human's internet. Right now, he had a very pleasing cosplay of his waifu on his clipboard, and he wanted to share it with the other gods.

Like any normal god, he ctrl+v'd the picture into their messaging app.

Except the picture wasn't on his clipboard. He accidentally hit the x instead of the z when undoing Dick.

Dicks were endlessly pasted into the world. Millions, billions, trillions of Dicks were falling from the sky.

Due to the god's copy and paste function being different from the human's, there were some variations in the Dicks spawned.

Some Dicks were hard, some Dicks were limp, some Dicks were big, and some Dicks were small.

The big Dicks seemed to be more popular with the women Dicks.

Dicks continued to fall like drops of rain, except bigger and Dickier.

In England, Dicks fell into the Big Ben, making the tower play a tune once again. Strangely it was to the tune of "Pomf Pomf Kimochi."

In France, there was a Dick who married his teacher Dick leading the rest of the Dicks.

In Russia, there was a balding Dick who liked to use flying dildos to disrupt his political opponents' speeches.

In America, there was an orange Dick sitting in the oval office, watching Fox News and occasionally tweeting.

In Japan, there were a bunch of otaku Dicks crowding around a maid Dick cafe.

In Korea, a K-Dick group was performing in front of a bunch of fangirl Dicks.

In China, there were too many Dicks.

In Africa and the Middle East, Dicks were playing real-life Fortnite.

In Thailand, Dicks were changing their name to Pussy.

˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝsןǝ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʞıן pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ buıǝq ǝɹǝʍ sʞɔıp ǝɥʇ 'ɐıןıɐɹʇsnɐ uı

Dicks had fallen everywhere in the world.

...

"The word is filled with Dicks, isn't it," remarked Ching Chong, who somehow survived.