CliffkunLolRekt

if your going to read this you have to listen the the music i put in the botom of the page so copy and past it in the top of the browser k lol its for background sound but the  voice of them can set certain moods so thats why its not only the beat but real songs

{I'm not the best with commas and similar stuff I'm going to collage to fix it soon.
So give me some slack if you can get past that you will probebly really like this} 
{I will say when you guys can start the suggestions just not at the start}
[also haters beware I will ignore you so don't get but hurt just if you don't like it don't read it don't even comment]


somewhere in an alleyway a "normal" and slightly insane young high school student died a sad and tragic death by offending some drug addicts in this maddening concrete jungle and ended up having a bullet in his head.
But that is not the end.

Soon he found himself waking up to learn that he has merged with a mysterious entity that was on the verge of death, by saving it through the merging process, it granted him a new life- but at a cost.

He will be sent to another world where swords and magic exist, this is where his journey will begin, he will have to fight his way to the peak of that new world!

[A/N - System Novel that gives the user access to perks that's otherwise impossible to happen.]













you dont get any spoilers lol but i will say no ntr or werd stuff like futas except 1 slime girl . XD

Im Only Going To Stop When I Break The Absolute limit !!!!! there is no limit known smirk

[Sorry for not posting life's hectic lol and kind of had a absolute crap sleep schedule so that itself will make one not be in the mood to wright i have been getting at most 5 hours of sleep lol]


A group of six misfits are walking through the dangerous mountains most would stay away from while cursing about their migraine from over drinking.


 While one of them is sulking that his 200 year old whine that was made in a monks temple was chugged like apple juice [AUTHOR]best type of juice lol]


You might wonder why this group of misfits are in a secluded forest? 


Well it's simple they are looking for a cure for there headache lol what else?


They always take this rout when they get wasted cus there is a 1000 Magasin Tree on this path


 that has a instant hangover cure as well and also makes a minor boost in cultivation for a day.


They are walking through the woods and suddenly one of them here a boom near the hill that the Magasin Tree is on they get worried while there may be better ways to cure there hangover but could they substitute breakfast to these miserly people thought.


While one was rambling about how he wants to fight a lava cultivator and make cry in a in a slightly crazy and sadistic tone.


[The crazy one picked up the authors comment][ and said he was born]


[author][holy crap he can hear me and that was a savage comment roasted XD]


The crazy man suddenly forgot the author's voice 


They heard something like crying from the distance so they got closer they saw a infant in a crater and a note imprinted in there favioret tree that said this brat is going to be someone who can surpass all !


I would like you to take care of him if you ever hurt him this tree will die and all hangover cures in 10000000000 miles in this area will die think wiselyn do you really want to move


Also pls treat him as your kid all of you and yes that goes for the crazy one to


Sincerely universgramps and tell gea chan i love her and i never got to confess


The group of misfits were stunned and there mouth was open a nearby ape was laughing crazily when he saw their faces he threw a peeled 100 year old gold and silver  banana into one of there mouths and ran through the air.


 [author]wow what a nice monkey little did they know a monkey that can kill almost all minor gods were was in front of them while they can easily do the same it was a freaking monkey]


the meating of the freak and the misfit freaks XD