God of Sloth

"Xue Li wake up you brat!" It was a loud sound that was heard, as if a raging thunder hit beneath the earth. Xue Lie was awoken by the ear-shattering voice. He slowly opened his eyes to only see darkness in his surroundings. Then he finds himself standing on something solid as if it was concrete. But only a few seconds of speculating in his surroundings, he ought think what happened before he came here. He then suddenly he come to a realized that he might still be alive! He guessed that, before he fell from the ground, someone or something must've somehow tried to save him and transported his body to an alternate space. As a fan of extra terrestrial occult stuff, this made him think this way...

"I.. I'm... alive?" Xue Li said.

"No! you idiot, you're already dead!" Suddenly the angered voice replied. The voice could not help but let out a sigh.

"Woah catchowie! What was that? " Xue Li was suddenly surprised and turned to look around to find where the voice came from but to no avail. 'It was as if it came everywhere' he thought inwardly.

"Brat, I am the God of Sloth and I have prevented your soul from ascending the path to Nirvana . Did you really think that if you died that you could just go along and lead a lazy soul life?" God of Sloth said with a voice of disdain.

Xue Li rolled his eyes

'Buddha was already forgiving enough and gave me a ticket way to Nirvana and yet this self proclaimed "God of Sloth" stole that ticket away from me! Norway! I could have gone and resumed to my hobby!' Xue Li couldn't help but submerge himself in deep grief.

"Don't you think we had the same mutual interest? Aren't you the 'God of Sloth' and likes to laze around? Couldn't you just continue on what you're supposed to do and let me go and be at wits end?" Xue Li smartly suggested to him.

"Brat, did you really think. That I the God of Sloth, just really like to laze around? I'm a God! And it's never been easy to record all the lazy people like you to be on me naughty list!" God of Sloth replied as if he was enraged. He further added with a sulky expression "And it's because of you people that have been really busy for many millennia and haven't had a break since 'God knows' when!". God of Sloth was stating that as if he was putting all the blame to Xue Lie out of all the people in the world lazying around and doing nothing.

"You could've been the God of Hard Work, going by your story" Xue Li sarcastically replied to God of Sloth.

"Enough! You know what? I'm going to reincarnate you. Reincarnate you so badly that you'll live only by moving. And whenever you stop, you will suffer every breath that you take!" God of Sloth was furious! Added to the fact that Xue Li was giving him no face at all as if he wasn't even scared even facing a God!

"What? Me reincarnated? NOOOOO! It can't be!" Xue Li screamed dejectedly. Even if he reincarnated normally, he would still dislike it very much. Even more now that he knew that once he reincarnated, he would need to keep moving all day in order to not 'suffer' from the curse of this stupid half-witted God.

"HAHAHAHA, BYE BYE. SEE YOU IN EARTH!" God of Sloth said while laughing...