 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Heaven-level sword technique! After this, I will be able to at least master a heaven-level sword technique!" the Yinlong Elder shouted impulsively.

He came today to pay his respects to the Liquor Sword Immortal and further his study of sword techniques. However, now he felt a thirst for this powerful sword technique!

Dumbstruck, he muttered, "Castellan An, what kind of artifact is this? How did I master a heaven-level sword technique so quickly?"

"Uh…" An Huwei explained, "Daoist Yinlong, it's just a demo."

"Demo?" Yinlong Elder froze. Before he could digest what 'demo' meant, he was sneak-attacked by that old ugly monster and woke up from his dream!

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