 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Mr. Lu." The huge spiritual boat hovered in the sky outside the headquarters of the Wuwei Daoist Alliance, and it almost covered half of the sky. "The Wuwei Daoist Alliance is a major force. Do you really think that three spots are enough for them?"

Sitting on the spiritual boat, the young man swirled the ruby-colored liquid in the exquisitely-made jade cup in his hand and said calmly, "In the past 30 years, the Wuwei Daoist Alliance has done nothing meaningful. The three spots are what they get for their inaction."

[TL Note: Inaction means Wuwei in Chinese.]

He snickered. "In my opinion, even three spots are more than what they deserve! If not for their good performance in the last Cultivation Realm Conference 30 years ago, they wouldn't be able to get even three spots!"

The white-bearded and white-haired old man standing beside him treated the young man with great respect.

We’ll never go to the Cultivation Realm!