 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

[TL Note: I also have no idea why the chapter name is this, LOL.]

In fact, Jiang Xiaoyue didn't want to go into the underground tunnel which was damp, gloomy, and full of zombies. Seeing Fang Qi running into it, she stomped her foot and followed reluctantly.

Ruan Ning, Xi Yue, and the other two girls looked at each other. They had had some trust in Fang Qi, but after looking around, they wondered if it was wise for them to believe him…

However, they had used so many Random Teleportation Scrolls to come here, and they couldn't just give up.

It was an underground tunnel built with bricks, and it was full of zombies. Fang Qi swung his zhanmadao and led the way.

At this moment, the female wizards had only learned the Fire Resistance Ring and Fireball Spell.

Su Yao, a little Daoist, hadn't learned the Soul Fire Rune Notes yet and could do nothing but heal and poison monsters before hacking with a saber.

Mr. Fang from Africa.