 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

Inviting me to watch Jade Dynasty? Everyone froze. What is he up to?

[Guys! Don't accept!] Su Tianji called out in the group chat. [This kid is too despicable! He not only stole our vegetables but sent a dog to bite us! He wants to gain our forgiveness by showing two episodes of Jade Dynasty? No way!]

[I wasn't bitten by the dog. I've clicked 'Accept' already😳...] Song Qingfeng sent an embarrassed emoji.

People didn't know what to say to him for a moment.

Su Tianji said, "You don't have to go even if you accepted (Akita Inu fierce face)!"

Lan Yan suggested, [When the shop owner is watching the TV Series, we'll go and steal his vegetables together! I don't think that dog can bite all of us!]

[Ugh? How come you have this picture?] Jiang Xiaoyue sent the 😲 Emoji.

The Tourist Group of Jade Dynasty