 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

When Nangong Jiuwen dodged, he had lost control of his sword ball, which missed its target and whistled past Fang Qi's ear, cutting off one strand of his hair.

Mr. Fang felt some heat on his face and touched it, feeling a bloody scratch.

The cultivators around him were all stupefied.

Livid, Nangong Jiuwen covered his armless shoulder where blood gushed out.

He had great pride in the sword ball and the Heaven-Seeking Sword Palace's exquisite sword techniques. But to his astonishment, his opponent cut off his arm a few exchanges later.

"Impetuous! Impetuous man!" Nangong Jiuwen spluttered in anger, "This kid just doesn't know how great my sword techniques are!"

This set of sword techniques was called Sky-Startling Nine Strikes, and there were 72 variations derived from the nine strikes. However, he had only used a few variations out of the 72. Before he could unleash the profound techniques, he was injured already.

Mocking Before Fighting