 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Daoist Friend Tang, what do you think?" In the cabin on the top of the spiritual ship, the luxuriously clothed men were all staring at the Heavenly Academy with grim expressions. "The Heaven-Seeking Sword Palace has revealed its ambition."

"How can I know?!" The dull-looking old man wearing a black robe said with the communication jade in his hand, "I've sent a message back home, and it's not my decision now!"

"The Heavenly Academy's protective grand array was broken by one sword strike. I'm afraid that he is that person!" A man wearing a purple robe with gold patterns and had a short mustache said to the others around him.

"How can it be?! Isn't that person dead?!"

An elder of Heaven-Seeking Sword Palace who was standing beside them snickered as if he was mocking this person's ignorance.

"What the heck does your Heaven-Seeking Sword Palace want?!"

That elder's face turned dark. "Can't you see what we want by now?!"

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