 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Master, senior sister seems to have been lured by the demon!"

Before they could finish their words, they heard a furious yell, "Demon, where are you?! Take my Heavenly Mirror!"

Following the shout, a round mirror, that seemed to be made of gold and jade, flew out.

A white beam shot from the mirror, automatically locking one spot in the distant ocean.

The others' faces turned dark, and they thought, Damn! We don't even see the monster yet, yet he used the Heavenly Mirror already?

"Daoist Friend Duan… aren't you going to reserve your spiritual essence…" The Xichi Spiritual Master was at a loss for words; she knew that Heavenly Mirror's consumption of spiritual essence was horrifyingly high.

"It's fine. My mimic of the Heavenly Mirror only has two functions, which are locking and searching! It's fine!" Duan Yue laughed, "I've locked it down."

Escaped