 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"What Innumerable Sword Returning to Root?" Gabriel snorted as he thought, If it is really a powerful technique, how come I've never heard of it?

"You can't frighten me with a bluff!" While thumping his chest, Gabriel roared furiously, "I told you that I will let you attack me three times before fighting back! That is set in stone!"

Then, this young man just stood there without the intention of making a move.

"Is this guy stupid?" Jiang Xiaoyue exclaimed.

Was he seeking death? How could a human body be harder than a weapon?

"Don't be so startled and ignorant." The brown-haired young man sitting near Fang Qi smiled and said, "Gabriel is the ultimate genius of our Frost Dragon Family. He was bathed in dragon blood since he was very young and had tempered his body into the legendary Demon Dragon Body. Even the fierce beasts in the big snow mountains can't hurt him, let alone weapons!"

Pray for Himself