 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

In the prehistoric times when the planet Terra was still intact, and magic was yet to be discovered, the advanced Terra science created 12 Teanas.

Teanas glowed in gold, and they had saint-like wisdom and battle-god-like strength. All the people of Terra worshiped them, and these people's biggest dream was to become like them.

This was why battle mages would transform into Teana after awakening.

"Now, let's review their previous moves," Xiao Yulv said, "They fought steadily, and then Contestant Liu Ningyun grabbed an opportunity to use her killing technique!"

The Quality of Supreme-Tier Players