 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

Evil Sword Apophis was a huge dark-purple sword engulfed in blazing evil flames that looked like tentacles. The blade and handle added together was taller than one person, and it had a vertical evil eye in the sword body. This huge, sharp blade could shock people into submission with only its appearance.

This sword was extremely dangerous since it possessed a human's awareness and could control humans' and monsters' minds. In fact, it could even swallow the user's soul!

The moment this sword came out, the outlanders felt a gloomy gust sweeping toward their faces.

"This kid has hidden strength?!" The aura emitting from the sword grew stronger as if a seal was being slowly removed from a demon.

"Hahahaha!" The outlanders laughed hysterically while their auras grew higher. "Does he think that he's the only one who has hidden strength!"

I’m the Best! No! I’m Even Better!