 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

Helen spent last night thinking about how to open her genetic lock and didn't sleep well. Coming to the headquarters of the knight legion groggily, she heard people talking about things like war and the Continent of Immortal Relics.

"It's said that those damn natives used despicable methods and captured the Vanguard General Carl, that genius named the 'Spear of Sunlight' of the Leison Family, and 'Shadow Spirit' Ms. Jessica! Oh! I can't imagine the torture and pain that our beautiful and smart Ms. Jessica must be enduring in that place!"

At this moment, Jessica was biting into a rind of melon while sitting on a couch in the Yuanyang City Shop. "Achoo!"

She was baffled. "Who's talking about me?"

"Achoo!" Carl had a cup of wine - oh no - a cup of iced red tea in his hand. He sneezed as well as he said, "Ah! I spilled it again! My pants! I did it again!"

Super Su Tianji Cannon?