 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Don't come near! Or these assassins are dead!" Count Savon roared in fury and horror while directing the executioners, "Kill them!"

Soon, the executioners put ropes around the assassins' necks. The moment the floor was lowered, the assassins would be hung to death!

Suddenly, many assassins leaped down from the roofs of the surrounding houses like water drops in a waterfall. While landing with neat and clean movements, they released their hidden blades, instantly killing one executioner each.

"Godly palace knights! Kill them!" Beside Luther, the red-robed senior priest roared in shock and anger. Instantly, large groups of soldiers and heavily armed godly palace knights swarmed up.

Meanwhile, the red-robed senior priest lifted his magic staff and began to chant. Soon, his magic staff released a golden light beam which landed on the armor of these godly palace knights.

Instantly, the armor of these godly palace knights emitted faint golden lights.

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