 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Senior… Are you here to get online…?!"

Do I look like someone who is here to get online!!??

The First Elder stared at Elder Sewell and the other elves as he said, "What are you doing here?!"

"Playing online," Elder Sewell said uneasily, "It means using the mystical realms in the shop…"

"What's so special about the mystical realms in this shop?" another elf elder said with a snort, "They are all humans' mystical realms. Are they any different?"

"This mystical realm… is different," Elder Sewell explained.

"How is it different? I've experienced all kinds of mystical realms. What new tricks can it have?!"

"This… is really different…" Sala said uneasily, "You'll know the difference if you try it…"

"Really?" The First Elder looked at these elves suspiciously. Although he had heard about the theory of treason, he knew that it was just an accusation coming from some industries which were negatively affected by this shop.

The Burning Crusade and the Imminent War