 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

In the desolate city, few people were left alive in the ruins.

"Wu…Wa! Dad! Mom!" A cute small orc with a bull head stood in the middle of the ruins and bawled, looking like a small lonely flower that was growing in the ruins; this flower was so weak that its tender stem would be broken by a gust of wind.

A hurricane appeared in the sky and knocked this small orc down, and his cries got louder.

A huge shadow slowly landed from the sky.

It was a huge demon-like dragon that was over ten meters long, and it had two horns on its head.

A huge figure which looked like an iron tower got off from the dragon.

"Cackle…" This figure let out a series of gloomy and cold laughs while it lifted a huge sword.

Then, the sword slashed down heavily!

The sword hacked open the ground and left a huge crack, but no blood dripped down.

"Huh…?" This figure looked up and saw a tall lion-man dragging the kid to the side.

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