 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

In the new shop at the East Continent, every cultivator from the Xiaoyao Cave Abode had a bottle of Coke in their hands.

"Coke?" Xiaoyao Ancestral Master said coldly with the empty Coke bottle in his hand. "This liquor's name is Coke?"

"It's not a liquor…" Li Wu immediately explained on the side, "This… this is Coke!"

"It's not a liquor… it's Coke?" The cultivators from the Xiaoyao Cave Abode looked at the bottles in their hands curiously. "Then, what is Coke?!"

"Coke is…" Li Wu waved his fingers and thought for a moment. "Um… Coke is… is… Burp!"

"It's…?" Lingxu Zi and other elders looked at the disciple in puzzlement. "It's…? Burp?!"

"???" Xiaoyao Ancestral Master looked at Lingxu Zi in bafflement. "Burp?!"

"???" Nonplussed, the elders from the Xiaoyao Cave Abode looked at their Ancestral Master and then…

"Burp!""Burp!""Burp!""Burp~""Burp!"

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