 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Open the shrine; cast the spell!"

Looking down from the Connate Cliff, the world below looked like a pitch-black ocean. It looked as if many nameless ocean beasts were tumbling and roaring in the ink-colored black ocean of clouds among the occasional blinding lightning flashes.

The high platform on the cliff was about 1,000 meters high. On the platform was a three-legged cauldron with engraved dragon patterns, and a coiled dragon incense stick was burning with thick black smoke gushing out.

The smoke that was as black as ink turned the whole ocean of clouds below the cliff into black, and a big black flag embroidered with complicated bright yellow runes flapped in the gust like a black dragon.

Don’t Block My Way, Guys!