 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"This… this is …real?!" In Jiuhua City, countless people yelled uncontrollably with horror in their eyes.

At this moment, they felt like they were in a dream.

"My goodness! Our mortal world is not filthy!" Su Tianji was frantic like an ant running on a hot pan with her mind turning blank after the previous narrow escape from death. She pointed in the opposite direction and said, "It's them who are filthy. Go and hit them!"

At this moment, everyone saw Qi Tiandi slowly opening his eyes and indeed turning his gaze toward the opposite direction.

"Who are you?!" Gui Ye looked a little startled and asked in a grave voice.

"Qi Tiandi!" With every word he said, Heaven and Earth shook as space became unstable. Hovering high in the sky, he didn't land on the ground as if the land would shatter instantly once he descended.

[TL Note: Qi Tiandi means Heaven-Deserting Emperor in Chinese.]

Who’s the God of Destruction?!