 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

The sword energy seemed to contain the gods' endless fury, and it meant… destruction!

The land shook as countless pieces of debris from ruined buildings flew up into the sky, defying the laws of gravity, and then turning into ashes.

The ground continued to sink. No one dared to move under such horrifying godly power.

In the next moment, the godly sword fell as the unrivaled sword energy covered the whole street and extended to the endless distance. The destructive sword energy seemed to reach the end of the world!

Valkyrie Isabela withdrew her sword slowly and looked at the effect of her sword strike in satisfaction.

Zeus' Fury? Pyromancies? Sorceries? Everything was a joke in front of this sword strike.

This was the power of a god who was born before the Heavens were formed.

It was a power that humans didn't even dare to imagine!

What Power Does This Bald Guy Have? How Dare He Call Himself the God of War?!