 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"But… What miraculous skill is involved in this Strong Locking Man? How can it kill gods?" Valkyrie Isabela stared at the scene suspiciously, feeling like something wasn't right.

The strange god didn't get up again from the valley after dying. Even if he wasn't dead, he was severely wounded by this combat technique.

As Valkyrie Isabela mused over this, Kratos in the game walked back exhausted with blood all over him. He even dropped to the snow on the ground due to exhaustion.

Only after a long time did his injuries healed. Obviously, they couldn't stay here anymore.

Following his wife's last wish, Kratos took his son and his wife's ashes, embarking on the journey to the highest peak of the nine realms.

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