The roommates.

We finally reach Avengers Island and it is like a small City. A man was falling from the sky, quite normal for a Superhero universe. Tony takes me to the school administration building and I get all my paperwork taken care of and check in to my dorm room. I am so glad it's Saturday, no classes for two days. The woman at the desk tells me where I am staying, Eagle dorm- Room #305. I gather my stuff and walk into my room. When I open the door, I see a Kid sticking to the wall eating a bowl Fruit Loops. He looks my age. He has brown hair and green eyes. He also has a blue shirt with a spider on it. He notices me and crawls back down.

"So you must be the new roommate."

"Yes, call me Zen."

"Zen? What are you, a Chinese martial artist? My names, Benjamin Parker, call me Benny."

"Sticking to walls? You don't happen to be related to, THE TIGRA."

"Who? What? No, it's Spiderman, Peter Parker."

"Tiger man, I like it."

"Who the fuck is Tigra? Who are you referencing?"

We went on for a bit until settling on Spiderboy.

"My spidey senses are tingling, get out of the way!"

Spiderboy and I both jump out of the way, Benny using his boy toy powers, and I using my qui. A kid our age comes running into the room, he is being chased by a green monster. Is that the hulk? No. A bit too short and lean.

"DECKLYN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO TOMMY AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME BACK TO OUR ROOM?"

"Sorry, I panicked. How the hell was I supposed to know that cupcake was Tommy's. If I'd known, I'd never have eaten it. Oh, is that the new kid? Hi new kid. I am Decklyn Murdoch. My grandfather was the Dare Devil. "

"Hulk JR, bash little thief!"

"Oh shit! Tommy can we talk this out like civilized people? Let's try to calm down."

"No talking! Just bashing!"

"Fuck me!"

I had better do something or he's going to wreck our room. Tommy begins chasing Decklyn around our room. I take out a blow dart gun that has sleeping poison in it and shoot it at Tommy. That barely slows him down. That dart had enough to take out a full-grown elephant. I shoot another dart and another. It takes five darts to finally bring him down. He turns back into his human form, Tommy Banner.

"Thank the lord, thought I was a goner, thanks new kid!"

"Compensation please, those darts are expensive."

"Really?"

"He saved your ass, pay the man."

"I can always wake him up."

"Cash or credit?"

After Decklyn put money into my account, Benny and I help him drag Tommy back to his room and Decklyn buys him another cupcake. Smart move. We spend the rest of the day playing video games. Perhaps this place won't be so bad.