The Laughing Crowd

"And because of this incident from my childhood, my relation with my family has always been very bitter. So, basically what happened was, when I was in my middle school" Om said in a little childish voice, "My friend gave me a Porn CD and said…watch this. And I said… 'Alright.'."

"Haha…Are you sure you wanted to see that?"

"Haha…That is some hilarious reaction."

"HAhahaaha"

Maybe because of the change in Om's voice but just these few sentences made quite a few people laugh and others amused.

Om continued, "No, well I also wanted to see that. It wasn't like ' Oh, Porn? Alright I'll watch it today just for you. Yes, only for you.'"

"Hahahahhah…what a guy…Hahahaha"

"hahahaha…just for you…hahaha"

"This is too hilarious. Hahahahahah"

"I also wanted to see that ….well I would say that I was yearning to see one." Om asked in a puzzled look, "If I were to watch porn in front of my parents, wouldn't they like watching too?.....Ahh! They don't like me watching it…They liked it that's why I am here, right?"

"Hahahahaha. They liked it that's why I am here…HAhaahahaha"

"Haahahaha…"

"Haahahahaa…My stomach hurts. Please, don't make me laugh. I am dying..Hahahahaahah"

More and more people started laughing as Om went on about his little incident with porn.

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"…So, I was waiting for an opportunity….I got that opportunity one day….Some guests came to my house that day. I said to myself 'Papa would be busy there, debating who the better political party is and stuff and here, I would be exploring a whole new realm in my room'. And that's it…Papa went to attend the guest and I ran back to my room, took a pillow, laid down on the bed and started watching porn…in full screen."

"Suddenly, my father came into my room and I don't know what the f*ck I was thinking…..I forgot that I actually have to hide all these things. And my father entered the room…and saw it." Om said with a speechless face.

"Now, for the next 5 seconds, we watched it together…"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"

"HAHAHAHAAH….MOM SAVE ME….I am DYING….HAHAAHHA"

"First time in history, father and son watched porn together…HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"HAahahahahaha….He watched it together with his father…hahahahaa"

At this time, at the center of the auditorium, you could see a middle-aged man sitting on a very grand sofa chuckling softly. It was none other than the boss, Arjun Singh. When Om started speaking, he was still a little bit skeptical about him but after he said more and more, he couldn't control himself from laughing.

"…Because I think that my father forgot that he had to scold me," said Om.

People started clapping.

"hahahahahahha…"

"HAhahahah…his father forgot…HAHAHAAH"

"Hahahaahahaa"

"….Then, my father realized what was happening and he shouted angrily at me 'What is this?'" Om changed his voice to a child's, "I said, 'Ahh…This is...Blow Job…' "

"HAHAHAHA"

"HAHAahahahahahahhaha"

"Blow job?...Blow job? HAhahahahaha"

" My father became speechless when he heard this. Then, he said slowly, 'What is all…THIS!' …I said 'Oh! With context..?..' Now I had to act a little. I couldn't just say, 'I'm watching Porn. Just mind your own business.' This was not an option, and it never will be. So, I started my third-grade acting. I thought a 14 years old boy could easily fool a 40 year old man…what would they even know?"

"I said 'Ayush told me that he will give me an action movie. There was not a single action scene in this one. All the scenes were very dirty..Pui!" Om acted like he was spitting on the ground.

"HAHAHAhA…Action Movie? HAHAHAHA"

"He was trying to fool his father…HAAHAHAHAH"

"HAHAHAHA….All the scenes were dirty....HAHAHA"

"This Kid is a genius. HAHAha…How could he even think of this excuse?

"My father said slowly 'hmm? Who gave you this CD?' ….'Ayush' I said.

'Tell Ayush that we are coming to talk to his parents, now! And you are also coming with us.' My father angrily said.

So, I called Ayush. And he was very excited there when he picked up the phone. He said in a joyful tone 'What's up bro…..How was it?...'

And I said in a serious tone, 'It was very good..…Too good. So good that my father also liked it….And now he is coming to your home to give reviews to your parents.' "

"HAhahahahaha….Reviews…HAHHAHA"

"Mom! I am dying…HAHAHAHA"

"My father liked it too…JHAHAHAHAHAH"

"HAHAHAH….no more! Please, no more! …HAHAHAH"

All the people present inside the auditorium were laughing very hard. Be it a young man or an old guy, you would see all of them tearing as they laughed. Some were even rolling on the ground, not caring a bit about their image at all. The boss, Arjun, was also tearing at this time. If any of his business partners saw him right now, their jaws would be dropped to the ground. They couldn't imagine Arjun, who was known for his emotionless face and never laughing personality, was laughing so hard that he was tearing at this time. Fortunately, no one noticed him at this time as everyone was busy laughing.

Ravindra was standing at a corner of the auditorium. His face was very dark now. When the main star whom Arjun had invited told them that he was going to be a little late, Arjun was feeling very distressed at that moment. If that guy couldn't arrive at the right time, then wouldn't that mean that the guests would have to wait until he comes? This would be akin to breaking his promise and he couldn't do that so, he had called the heads of different departments to discuss this with them. Ravindra, one of his most trusted employee, suggested him that he should let someone else entertain the people till the singer comes.

This suggestion was approved by Arjun immediately but now came the question, who should he choose? He looked at Ravindra and he once again gave him a suggestion. Ravindra had thought up of a plan to kick Om out of the company so he told Arjun that Om, an employee under him, was a very good entertainer. Maybe he could help him get out of this predicament.

As Arjun greatly trusted Ravindra, he immediately called for Om and this was what had happened before Om went to the stage. According to Ravindra, this was the best plan to make Om disappear from this company forever. But later he realized that if Om failed to entertain the crowd, even his own job might be at risk as well because he was the one who had recommended Om. Now, he was feeling very contradictory. At one side he wanted Om to fail but on other he was secretly praying for him to pass.

Seeing the whole crowd laughing at this moment, Ravindra was relieved but he was angry too. Now, Om would receive many benefits from the boss. And boss may even promote him. This was not the outcome that he wanted to see when he recommended Om.

Suddenly, he felt that something in his pocket was vibrating (Cough! Cough!). He immediately took out his phone that was ringing. When he saw who it was, his face immediately brightened.