Lord Dragon

Li Yi once lived the dream of every pro gamer. He was at the top of his game with the best equipment, the highest stats, and everything a gamer could ever hope for. However, he soon realized that none of his ill-gotten gains for his to keep when he was branded Public Enemy Number One and killed in the biggest battle of the ages. 

Now, he has the chance to turn back the clock and return to a time before his first mistake put him on the path of no return. This time, Li Yi will make different choices. With that, comes many interesting encounters — like saving a woman in distress then making love to her seven times in a row while her child slept in the next room. However, will he get back to what truly matters?

One thing is for sure, with the memories retained from his past, he will become King of this game. 

Insignia

EndlessFantasy Translation 

MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

J_Squared

"Lil Chili's gone AWOL, this is her sister. What's sizzling?"

"Are you brother-in-law? Me and the boys are farming monsters right now. If there isn't anything else, then we'll talk later."

"Yes. Call your sister to head to my room later with you and we'll have a glorious threesome."

"F*ck off!" Jiaojiao could not withstand his harassment and barked.

The alliance channel was out of control. Many felt dubious and bowled over by Huashan's behavior. None were hospitable.

"Thank you, Thank you all. I am confident that the union between Huashan and the Iron Alliance will go off with a bang! I am Scumbag Wang. Now where is— ah Dark Wing, grant me a position. Not stressful ones like Castellan or Great General though, maybe one of the National Guards?"

"Leader Scum, you'd take no effort as King."

"Of course! Our leader will quake the earth with a mere flick of the finger. The sky's the limit."

The Lucky Sacramental Stone