Aru Village

Kalan jumped on Goku's cloud and flew while Bulma rode her motorcycle to Aru Village.

They quickly arrived in Aru Village.

*Blip. Blip. Blip* Bulma was checking the dragon radar.

"It's nearby. But..." Bulma said as she looked at her surroundings.

"...It's too quiet. Maybe nobody lives here anymore?" Bulma continued. It was silent and no one was seen in the village.

"No, I can sense people here!" Goku said while looking around while standing on his cloud.

"Are you sure?" Bulma did not seem to believe Goku.

"Yeah, me too. I can sense a lot of people in this village." Kalan nodded and thought "Goku can already sense people? Is it attributed to Grandpa Gohan's training? At least we Saiyans can't naturally sense others without training martial arts to sense Ki."

"Since Kalan is also saying it then..." Bulma changed her opinion once Kalan also agreed. It seems that Bulma was susceptible to any good looking man.

"Hello? Anyone there?" Bulma shouted.

No one answered and the village continued staying quiet.

"How weird... Are there really people here?" Bulma started doubting.

"Yeah, they're just hiding in their houses." Kalan said.

"Yeah I can sense dozens of people, I'll make sure!" Goku said and went to a house.

*Knock Knock*

"Hey! I know you're in there! Why aren't you answering." Goku shouted while knocking on the door.

"It looks locked." Bulma commented.

"Alright! Here goes. Haiyaaa!" Goku suddenly shouted and drew his right fist back.

*Bang* Goku's fist punched a hole in the door.

Bulma had a dazed look.

"There! It's unlocked now!" Goku said and withdrew his fist from the hole and opened the door.

"Pfff. Hahaha!" Kalan laughed at Goku's action.

"You sure know how to go overboard..." Bulma commented.

Goku walked into the house.

"Haiya!" Suddenly a man shouted and swung his axe at Goku's head.

*Bang* *Crack Crack* The axe broke into fragments after hitting Goku.

"Ow ow ow!" Goku shouted in pain and started jumping around while holding the big red swollen bump on his head.

"It was useless after all..." The man said in despair. He was bald in the middle of his head.

"What are you doing, you big jerk?! That hurt!" Goku shouted angrily. The big red swollen bump still visible.

"Ahahaha!" Kalan held his stomach and laughed.

"It's not funny!" Goku shouted at Kalan.

"Hahaha! That's what happens when you break into other's houses." Kalan continued.

"Technically, it's your fault for breaking in to their house, Goku." Bulma commented, still shocked from seeing the axe smash onto Goku's head.

"I'm so sorry, lord Oolong!" The man apologized.

"I will give you as much money and food as you want. Please spare my daughter!" The man begged. A girl stuck her head out while hiding behind a table.

"Oolong?" Both Bulma and Goku looked confused at the man.

"Who is this Oolong guy?" Goku asked.

Afterwards the whole village turned noisy, the inhabitants came out of their houses.

"So it wasn't Oolong."

"I thought it was strange since it was too early for him to come..."

The inhabitants gathered outside the house Goku went in and started chatting.

The man's daughter, a girl with an indiana headband with a feather stuck on. Soaked a towel in cold water and wrung it. Then covered Goku's still red and swollen bump with the cold towel.

"Are you okay?" She asked Goku.

"I'd be dead now if that had been me." Bulma complained.

"I'm truly sorry!" The man apologized embarrassingly.

"Well a normal kid wouldn't be able to blow a hole on the door with a punch." Kalan commented.

"Hm?" Goku looked at the girl that helped him.

"Hehe." The girl smiled at him.

*Pat Pat* Goku patted the girl's crotch.

"Kyaaa!" She shouted.

"You're a girl, aren't you?" Goku smiled and said.

The girl blushed.

*Tok Tok Tok* *Dong* Bulma tip toed over and knocked Goku's head.

"What was that for?" Goku said angrily.

"No patting people's crotches!" Bulma said angrily with a flushed face. It seemed she was embarrassed by her companions actions.

"Fuhahahaha!" Kalan enjoyed the show.

"Hey! Kalan don't just laugh, teach Goku manners!" Bulma said annoyed.

"Come on. Kakarot is pretty fun! And the girl is pretty cute too when she's blushing." Kalan said carelessly.

"I'm pretty cute too..." Bulma mumbled while pouting.

"Eh? Kakarot? Why are you calling Goku Kakarot?" Bulma recovered and asked while looking at Goku.

"Well, apparently that's my birth name." Goku said nonchalantly.

"Enough of that, let's take care of that Oolong guy. I can smell a little piggy from a thousand meters away." Kalan said and changed the subject since he didn't want them to dwell on Goku's origin.

"Piggy? By the way, who is this Oolong guy you've been talking about?" Bulma looked confused at Kalan and then turned around to talk to the man living in this house.

The man explained that Oolong is a terrible monster that lives in this area. It was extremely cruel and heartless. It also had the ability to transform into all sorts of things. And no one knew what it really looked like. It was also very perverted and had abducted many girls from the village.

It turns out that Oolong had turned into a demon and come by yesterday to his house and told the man that he would come today at noon to take the man's daughter away. And Goku had just come breaking a hole in this man's door the same day almost at noon. Thus the man had swung an axe at Goku, thinking it was Oolong.

The villagers shook in fear as the man told the trio about Oolong. They did not dare to fight the monster because it was humongous and had threatened to kill all the villagers once they tried to run away from him or stood up to fight him.

Kalan was holding back his laughter as he knew that it was just a little piggy the villagers were actually afraid of.

Bulma did not forget her aim for coming here. She asked if the villagers had seen a dragon ball. An old lady had it, her grandmother had picked it up a long time ago.

"If you let us have that ball, we'll get rid of Oolong for you." Bulma said while pointing at the dragon ball in the old lady's hand.

All the villagers looked shocked by her statement. The old lady happily agreed to her deal but worried for her well being.

"I'm not the one taking care of him. It-" While Bulma was talking she noticed Goku had walked up to the old lady.

*Pat Pat* *Pat Pat* Goku was patting the old lady's crotch.

"You're a girl right?" Goku said happily with a wide smile on his face.

*Dong* Bulma fell over.

"Ahahaha!" Kalan laughed. He had first hand comedy right in front of him. Such luxury.

"Oh my..." The old lady blushed.

*Dong* Bulma came over and knocked Goku hard on the head.

"This isn't the time to randomly pat people's crotches!" Bulma said sternly with her eyes popping out.

"Kalan and Goku you two will handle Oolong right? You're both martial artists." Bulma asked.

"Eh... I'm just here sightseeing though... But if Kakarot can't handle this, then sure." Kalan said insipidly.

"Don't worry! That Oolong guy or whatever is no match for me!" Goku said confidently.

Thus Bulma managed to convince the villagers that only the little boy of their group would be fighting Oolong.

Because the villagers wanted them to save the girls abducted by Oolong, Bulma came up with the idea for them to crossdress as a girl and be abducted to Oolong's lair and find the abducted girls.

"Eh? Don't look at me. You're the girl here. Didn't you say you're pretty cute? It's time for you to be useful. Go!" Kalan waved his hand in rejection, he did not want to crossdress as a girl. He had already been mistaken as a girl for long enough.

"Hey! How can you let a frail girl like me confront that scary monster!??" Bulma shouted.

"Then we have no choice but..." Bulma said and turned her head and looked at Goku.

"Huh?" Goku looked at Bulma confused.