chapter 22: the smelly man

*ding*

Hidden quest 1. Host has to investigate why the king forced Shiki into a marriage and kill him after finding out who made the offer of marriage.

Reward. Host will get a worlds map that shows enemy location. Even the one under invisibility skills no enemy will ever sneak up to you unless power is stronger than host

Status: complete

[hidden quest is completed host will now receive his reward] [host has received world map]

*ding*

[host has completed his first hidden quest, so host will be given a bonus reward please wait a moment]

Huh I got a bonus reward that's cool I wonder what it is?

*ding*

[host has received the hundred arts for female sexual pleasure training manual]

"Cough… cough… cough…what?"

Why do I feel my pride hurting for receiving this reward?

[host doesn't need to feel bad many men have trouble in this subject]

"what! I have you know the girls in my school use to call me sweet dick willie!"

[…]

"what don't believe me fine I'll show you once I get out of this kingdom."

When I was arguing with Tsunade I totally forgot I had just tortured the king of this kingdom to death, and due to my argument with Tsunade I had stopped walking outside the room leaving the door wide open that people can easily look inside the room. When suddenly I heard a loud shout in front of me so looked forward noticing a man literally a few feet in front.

"You stay right there!! You are under arrest for what you did to our king!!!" hearing his shout I subconsciously stared at him seeing his angered face with veins bulging from his neck as he kept screaming I inhaled to scream back at him, but this was a mistake as I ended up smelling a horrible stench right out of his mouth making me regurgitate a little.

Smelling the fowl stench caused me to feel weak, and noxious so I back away while trying to breath in some fresh air.

Seeing me back away instantly caused a smirk to appear on the mans' face before he begins to walks closer to me and opens his mouth again making his bad breath to fly into my nose making me to throw up all over his face. We stared at each other with a confused look as I could see all my throw up in his mouth while he was in a confused state for my sudden action. I looked at him before I said.

"sorry I didn't mean to throw up on you. But you know you could make your breath into a powerful weapon." I started nodding like an old sage, but I hear a gulp before he loudly shouts in front of me.

"ILL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!" looking at his face for a bit before I realized he just swallowed my puke making me feel noxious again. So, I leaned on the door trying not to faint.

After a while of meditating out of my mouth to lessen the stench, I finally got my nerves under control before I quickly turned around and sped across the roof of the castle and jumped off the edge and landed heavily on the floor making a web like cracks everywhere. before I could rush out of there I hear.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME EAT YOUR THROW UP!!!!"

"YOU SHAMELESS BASTARD HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE THIS YOUNG MASTER OF MAKING YOU EAT HIS THROW UP?!" I turned and looked up before I shouted back not caring on how the surrounding civilians were looking at me. Then I heard.

*ding*

[world map is now usable]

I looked at the map and notice guards rushing to my location, so I started running again.

Seeing them catching up, I began to run in a hurry to leave before I have to massacre everyone, so I started to increase my speed as I made my way through the main street and ran out of the city but not before I hear him again.

"SHAMELESS? YOUR SISTER IS SHAMELESS YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS SHAMELESS!!!"

Hearing what he said made me stagger for a bit before I got myself under control and kept running at full speed. After running for a while I see a cave on top a small mountain, so I made my way inside before I teleported inside my time zone.