Mocking the flawed man

Michael was the first one to react. Lana froze when she noticed how he was rising from his seat and keeping his eyes o her face approached closer, and closer ... She was ready to step back when the man stopped only a few inches from her and leaned over, examining her eyes intently. Lana felt really uncomfortable under his stare. His face was so close that she could count all of his eyelashes, and there were a lot of them for a man...

"Can you do it very slowly, like in slow motion?" - He whispered in his hoarse voice, forcing Lana to blush instantly.

"Mike!" - Snapped Greg, pushing his friend away. - "Are you crazy? This is still my girlfriend! One more stunt like this and I'm gonna beat you in slow motion!"

Michael's face hasn't changed at all. He shrugged indifferently and spoke.

" I, basically, don't care whose girl she is. She does not interest me as a woman, but rather as a unique phenomenon. Does she have a tail?"