Jun Goushe meets a good old fatty in a forest

Earth, what a wonderful place, albeit being filled with disappointment, failure and the 7 sins. That's what Jun Goushe, a Kumonian was feeling right about now. His parents had put him in the local Kumon Academy, which also happened to be the largest and most rigorous learning centre in the country. At the moment, he was being given the tour of the whole Kumon Centre which he felt, once he started Kumon, would be a giant waste of blood, sweat and tears. That's what he read about Kumon on the internet though. The tour finished.

"Junior brother, do you have any questions regarding this wonderful place?"

"No senior brother, I shall start my Kumonic journey and become the best Kumonian!" Jun Goushe didn't even pay attention to anything that instructor-slave said.

"That's the spirit,"

Wait a minute... That wasn't even how he talked. That was how people in light novels talked... Immediately after thinking that, it hit him. It literally hit him.

He then woke up lying down, in the middle of a forest, his head hurting like crazy. 'Hey what the f*ck?! What the f*ck happened?' As he thought this, a light blue hologram screen came up and some characters and images he could not understand were displayed on it. Immediately, he was worried that maybe a foul serpent or a dragon would see that bright light and get attracted to it and find him. That's what happened to his favourite book character, but at least he had a powerful loli protecting him. Jun Goushe had nothing. Suddenly, a foul serpent happened to slither out from behind a tree. It licked him. Jun Goushe was disoriented and confused, he froze and didn't move a muscle until he was sure that serpent was gone. 'Does this mean nobody can see the screen?' As Jun Goushe was pondering this among other things like how he hated his life back on Earth and if he should stay here and become like those characters in the novels, a rather large youth who looked like he was around 20 years old happened to see Jun Goushe lying like that on the soil.

"Boy, what are you doing here?! Juniors like you should not be entering the Slithering Woods like that. Why aren't you dead already?"

"I do not know senior brother. I woke up here feeling like someone had smashed a brick on my head."

"What the f*ck are you on about, crazy junior brother? Never coil up, even when you're scared. Let me take you back to the academy and we'll find out who you are. I'm Senior Brother Panglong by the way."

"Thank you senior brother Panglong."

"Hmph. As expected of a person with no pride! Never say thank you, to anyone!"

"Sorry senior brother Panglong,"

"Did you just say sorry? You really do have no pride after all. What's your name?"

"My name is Jun Goushe, senior brother Panglong,"

"Alright, I shall show you want it means to have the pride of a dragon! After we return to the academy of course."

'Keep this acting up. Later I will reduce your pride to nothing.' Jun Goushe thought. 'How strange. I was just reading this story where someone got transported into another world, and here I am. I guess my first task now is to understand how to read and write the language of this place," Jun Goushe saw the same letters he saw on the screen on this Panglong's robe.

"Senior brother, I've never even heard this language I'm speaking right now. How can I speak in it then?"

"Oh. It seems you don't know anything, as expected of a person with no pride. You even walk like a coward. I give up on teaching you. Anyway, the language we're speaking is called Jas Tongue. As to how you can speak it, that serpent that licked you was actually a Language Tonic Serpent used to help infants learn the Jas tongue. I was actually sent here to find those... yeah."

Jun Goushe was still in a bit of shock, so he just agreed with whatever Fatty Panglong said.

"Hold on, my special serpent detecting radar's beeping. Sit down in that clearing there and don't move while I hunt some serpents down,"

Jun Goushe sat down on a tree stump while Fatty Panglong ran off to fight. He pulled up his control panel and started examining it. A large section in the top right displayed all his stats, much like a game. The top row,

Cultivation: 0/10 (No Cultivation -> Core realm)

Health: 1000/1000

Potential: Kumonic Deity (upgrade system for more accurate information)

-------------

System: 0/10 (Needs 1 nanogram Kumonite for levelup)

Capabilities: Store 5 low ranked techniques or arts (0/5). 1 hour exact memory recording capacity. Can read, write, store and print basic information and recordings to anything softer than jade. 10m³ spatial storage area. Cannot track objects.

A section to the right of that,

Enemies: 0/100 (upgrade system for more accurate information)

On the bottom, there were 2 sections,

News: Malachite trading deadline… etc

Referrer: Kumonic Level X Manual (Most powerful of the 23 Universal Treasures) Cannot comprehend. Increase Cultivation. Upgrade system. Refine into Kumonite? Gives 900 tons. Upgrade system for more Kumonite refined.

No no no, definitely do not refine that! And this system was always saying upgrade upgrade! No matter, it was already powerful enough. Recording? Spatial storage? That was already enough. And what was Kumonite? Jun Goushe was understanding this place a bit better now. And if he comprehended that manual, wouldn't he become the strongest?

"Junior brother Goushe, have you maybe ingested some unknown weird mushrooms? Why are you looking like that into the air? It's been like 10 minutes since I've killed that serpent and have been waiting for you."

'Let's lead him on and see what happens.'

"Ohohohohohoooo.." Jun Goushe laughed in his best Frieza voice.

"AAAAHHHH!!" Fatty Panglong screamed and tried to run away as fast as his fat legs could carry him, but then tripped over a stump in the clearing.

Jun Goushe spoke up, "Hahahha, as a man who loves to have fun, can I not play jokes with my fellow brothers?"

"Mmm yes, you are right," Fatty Panglong got up and puffed up his chest, "I, a well intentioned individual, was merely playing around when I slowly jogged and tripped on purpose. I was only acting to please you in thinking your see-through tricks would work! Hahahaha… so then, let's head back to the sect. Hahaha actually thought you could fool me, haha what a joke.."