Thot Slayer Code

"There are multiple rules to the Thot Slayer Chronicle."

"Number one, never love THOTS! If you ever fall in love with a thot your soul will be painted as a traitor and you will live in purgatory until you regain your Thot Slayer ways."

"Number two," Joe continued, "You are not allowed to transfer your Chronicle to another person, whether they be another Thot Slayer or family."

"Number three, always take care of your Chronicle, keep it well kept and neat."

"There are other rules, but it is all in the first couple pages in the chronicle"

Jeff was listening closely to Joe's explanation of the rules. "Do you get that Jeff?" Jeff nods his head, it reminded him of the many lessons he had at school, this was nothing compared to all of those monotonous lectures. "Alright, now that we got the rules out of the way. Its time to summon the CHRONICLE!"

Jeff stands up from his previous sitting position. Joe holds up three fingers, "Remember those three most important rules. REPEAT THEM! If you do..."

Jeff clears his throat, "Never fall in love with thots, never give your chronicle to someone else, and keep it nice and clean."

Joe nods, impressed, "Let me add one more rule, it is the most important rule, but if you break this it won't result in you losing your Chronicle. Always remember where you came from." Jeff tilts his head, "Why wouldn't we remember," Jeff says tilting his head straight towards Joe.

"I have seen too many slayers get caught up in their ambitions and lose themselves in the practice of slaying. I almost went down such a path, but through that single rule, I have been REFORMED! Now Jeff repeat after me..."

Joe put his whole palm out and waited for Jeff to put his hand onto Joe's. Once he did that Jeff held up his free hand as though a president or a leader was being sworn into office.

"I will never break any of the Thot Slayer Code."

"I will never break any of the Thot Slayer Code," Jeff repeated.

"I promise to stay true to the Thot Slayers and never turn to the Thots."

"I promise to stay true to the Thot Slayers and never turn to the Thots," Jeff repeated.

"I am gay."

"I am gay," Jeff repeated.

"No homo, but Jeff really," Joe started dying of laughter as Jeff embarrassingly tried to explain himself. After half an hour of going over Thot Slayer Code, Jeff is finally ready to attempt his first summoning of his chronicle. "Do you know what to do Jeff?"

Jeff nods, "It is kind of like those stress relieving meditation classes I went to when I was, you know, alive. I need to imagine my hatred for thots, direct it to a single point and PRESTO!" Jeff attempts to do what he says as he says it. He feels something happen but the book is not fully tangible.

Joe overlooks Jeff's first attempts, he yawns and starts walking toward the door, "Try it at least three more times Jeff, then find your room and sleep on it. By tomorrow you should be able to summon it. Good Luck." Joe disappears in the darkness of the outskirts of the training room, the sound of a door closing was enough to tell that Jeff was left to figure this out by himself.

"Now then, how am I supposed to do this? I can feel something coming, but it isn't coming out. Maybe it is like constipation or something. I just need to relax. HMMM.... I need a lot of thinking on this one."