Changed my mind?.chapter 2

Overpowering energy circling through his soul, confusion and panic started to appear in his mind." What the whaat the.?!? How do i be reborn again?. Possess a dying body?, what if a shitty cultivation root or shitty talent is embedded in that body? Well fuck.. i.i cant just be a wandering soul cant i? Ohhh wait? Assistant chip?? Like those in the novel who is in your mind calculating and doing stuff? Like that novel who plays with his enemies with his 100% calculation?. How do i activate it??. And with a beeping sound... a monotonous sound started to be heard from his mind.. "powering up and ready to serve"... and with a sigh kazuma relaxed a little, and

interact with his assistant chip." Hey!, im a soul now may you suggest the best way to have a body? Shall i posses some dying kid?...." thought processed, assessing environment, Abnormalities have been found, you cannot possessed a body for your soul is not compatible with the constitution of the physical body of every person in this world. Even the weakest of them all or the dying. Calculating a solution..... the host shall now enter sleep mode for 24 hours and when the host wakes up the soul will already host a body..

Kazuma panic.. wait whaat?!? I cant choose my own body? Well what the fuck what if it chooses a womans body? Or a gorilla? Or worst... a panda... noo!!!! I want to have a masculine body! Six packs abs! Broad shoulders with cool hair fair sakin beautiful face!! Killing the world in style!!! Noooo!!!!!. And in an instant he fell into asleep.

Ugghh. What the fuck .. my head aches, my fucking body hurts, ugghh wait wait!!!. After a quick inspection he touches his inder inspecting something.. shouting in excitement he roared to the heavens like a maniac and laughed !. Wahahahahah! Graaaaaa i still have it!! My ultimate weapon!. Oh shit shit im still human. With my six pack fucking abs,my fair skin, Cool hair, and and.!!. How about my beautiful face??.

With cold sweat on his back afraid of getting all he wished but not the second most important of them all he rushed into a nearby water or river(btw he find himself reincarnated in a middle of nowhere full of trees). After checking out. Ohhh shiit! Im so fucking beautiful, like a refined sculpture of the Gods and With my Green eyes, blonde hair. Wahahah ill kill kill kill in the most stylish manner!.

Sitting in a corner thinking to himself, oh i guess this is my time to enjoy and have fun, in my past life keep killing and killing, is this really who i am? Why do i feel like like.. one of those dandies who likes to squander and shit around. I guess ill just enjoy my life.

And with a prompt... the assistant chip chimed in.. hearing the hosts wishes, granting the host with his desired body.. calculating present stat for the host..... and with a series of numbers appearing in his mind appears a stat...

Name: Kazuma

Status: loser

Cultivation level: mortal level 1

... beep beep.. skills has been added....

Holding all the knowledge and talent of the twelve judge synchronising all its components and combining all twelve skills. The host shall receive 3 cultivation methods for attack, defense, and a legacy from the twelve

1: ultimate devourer: A super op skill, will devour every energy as upon the hosts activation neglecting all side effects that can ruin the hosts body. Will automatically set up all the physique of the host on ultimate but can only retaliate for self defense.

2: ultimate strengthening method: will strengthen your soul and body to the max. Ultimate defense: attacks directly hitting the hosts body with a power 2 times the host shall be neglected, immunity effects to all foreign substance hindering the normal activity of the hosts body

3: womanizer: with the combined efforts of the twelve glorious judge of hell, this method can copy any talent the host interacted with physically 100%, but the understanding of the technique is upon the users knowledge. Will only take effect on women

Subcultication: can steal techniques from the same sex via the taste of blood. Will also apply for other creatures.

Host can use all three cultivation methods until the hosts energy runs out.

End of assessment..

After reading all of that.. very pleased with what he had. Kazuma started to stare at the sky and shouted out loud." With this fucking O.P skills!.. I SHALL FUCK THE HEAVENS".!!!!!

In a movie theater somewhere.... elder greed with a pleased expression" thats the shit i want to hear"

... elder warfreak also chimed in" fuck the what?!? Heyhehhey! Elder lust what the fuck with the last skill? Haven't we made a decision that we give him only 2?, elder greed reasoned out..Well tehehehe me and elder pickin up chic right there decided, he died a virgin soo give him a chance shall we? I mean we also died a virgin from earth.. soooo

Shut the fuck up. Its the most righteous!.

Elder curse while his mouth full of popcorn pointed at the trio you're all ruining the movie . Shut up or ill curse you to death!. Like a scaredy cat they sit tight properly then became silent. WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT IT IS OUR TWELVES LEGACY!!. Elder Rampage roared while pulling out his 2 swords on his waist." Ill cut the motherfucker into pieces!.

Meanwhile. While walking up into the woods, feeling the pleasures of life has given him, a village appears in his view.